Now, I don't know why this strainer up here. And they done put this cereal up in here with this milk. That is not how you eat cereal, girl. Okay, now, hold on, wait a minute. Now, that's gonna be some soggy-ass cereal. Don't nobody like their cereal to be soggy.
我不懂為什麼要把這個篩子放在這。現在他們把牛奶倒進麥片裡面。麥片不是這樣吃的啦,小姐。好,等一下,等等。現在麥片被妳用得超濕超爛的。沒人想要吃濕濕爛爛的麥片啦。
What is it? Chocolate cereal—girl, what the hell is chocolate cereal milk? You could have just bought some chocolate milk! That was a waste of milk and cereal!
這是什麼?巧克力麥片--小姐,巧克力麥片牛奶是啥鬼啦?妳就去買巧克力牛奶就好啊!妳這樣超浪費牛奶跟麥片的!
With an egg in it? Mm-mm, girl, lies you tell. Wait a minute! That ain't even the same color as what just came out from there! Oh, y'all out here bamboozling people, girl. That look like plastic.
裡面還要加一顆蛋?不不,小姐,賣騙啊。等一下!這跟剛剛看到做出來的顏色完全不一樣啊!喔,妳在那邊騙人喔,小姐。看起來跟塑膠一樣。
Buttercream. What y'all try to do? Give somebody diabetes? More cereal? With a "Captain Crunchy waffle." Girl, ain't no such thing as "Captain Crunchy." That must be the Dollar Tree version.
奶油霜。妳要做什麼啦?要讓大家得糖尿病嗎?還要加更多麥片?做出一個「Captain Crunchy 鬆餅」。小姐,沒有「Captain Crunchy」這種東西啦。這妳在淘寶買的盜版貨吧。
Oh! You're making a waffle cake! Lies you tell. I can tell you what, I don't want none of this, honey. This gonna give me cavities galore, Jesus. White chocolate on top! Oh! Look at it dripping down, with the black spectacles. Mm-hmm, child, because that's what your mouth gonna look like when you've got all them fillings.
喔!妳在做鬆餅蛋糕!騙肖欸。我跟妳說,我一口都不想吃,親愛的。這吃了會讓我滿口蛀牙吧,天哪。上面還加白巧克力!喔!你看看它滴下來的樣子,上面還有壯觀的黑色點點。嗯哼,孩子,妳把這些餡料吃光光後牙齒就會長這樣。
Oh! Cap'n Crunch! Oh, no, ma'am! Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the top. And then you gonna cut it. I feel sorry for your dentist, baby, because they gonna get some overtime working on your mouth. Oh! You done cut it; you gonna eat that? Girl, you crazy. Boo-Boo the fool.
喔!Cap'n Crunch!喔不,小姐!上面還加上肉桂脆吐司麥片。一刀切下去。我覺得妳的牙醫很可憐,寶貝,因為他們要加班處理妳的爛牙了。喔!切下去了;妳真的要吃啊?妹妹妳瘋了吧。妳阿呆耶。
What's your cereal? Honey, I don't know. But I'll tell you this, you won't find it up in somebody's cake. The only way I want my cereal is in a bowl with some milk, and the milk come last, okay? You put the cereal first.
你的麥片是哪種?親愛的,我不知道。但我跟妳講,妳絕對不會看到有人蛋糕裡面加麥片的啦。我吃麥片唯一一種方式就是麥片放在碗裡配牛奶,牛奶最後加,好嗎?先放麥片啦。