Welcome to the world's quickest personality test. What I'd like you to do is hold out your hands in front of you, make certain they're level, and then close your eyes. So don't just sit there—actually do it! Hands out, and now close your eyes. Don't lose my voice in the darkness.
歡迎參加世界上最快速的性格測驗。我想要你做的事是將手伸到面前、確認兩隻手一樣高,接著閉上眼睛。不要只是坐在那--確實跟著做!手伸出來,現在閉上雙眼。在黑暗中仔細聽我的聲音。
Now imagine (Hi there!) there's a helium balloon attached to the fingers of your right hand. (Okay, you didn't shut your eyes.) So, it's gently pulling your right hand up into the air. At the same time, imagine a pile of books on your left hand. (That's fine.) The books are pushing down on your left hand and pushing it towards the floor. (But I don't want you to get bored.) The balloon is pulling the right hand up; the book's pushing the left hand down. (So here's something to look at...) Now, enjoy any images that float into your mind, but still remember that your hands are being pushed and pulled. Excellent! Now open up your eyes. So, what does it mean?
現在想像(你好啊!)想像有一顆氦氣球綁在你右手的手指上。(嗯,你並沒有閉眼睛。)那麼,氣球正輕輕地將你的右手往空中拉。在此同時,想像有一疊書在你的左手上。(沒關係。)書正壓低你的左手,將手壓往地面。(不過我不想要你覺得無聊。)氣球在將右手向上拉;書在將左手向下壓。(所以這有個東西可以看...)現在,享受你腦中出現的任何圖像,不過還是要記得你的手正被壓著和拉著。好極了!現在張開眼睛。那麼,那代表什麼呢?
Well, if your hands are far apart, then you tend to have a good imagination. You're sensitive, intuitive, and you easily become absorbed in books and films. If your hands are level, you're more down-to-earth. You're more logical, you're more analytical, and you enjoy puzzles and games. And if you saw an image of a puppy, well, you just tend to be a little bit suspicious.
嗯,如果你的雙手分很開,那你比較有很棒的想像力。你很敏感、憑直覺行事,而且你很容易沉浸在書本和電影裡。如果你的雙手一樣高,你比較實際點。你比較有邏輯、善於分析,而且你熱愛猜謎與遊戲。若你看到一張小狗狗的圖片,嗯,你只是比較容易起疑心一點而已。