The refrigerator. Is it just a cold box for your foodstuffs, or is it more? Can we learn something about people by looking into their private polar repository? I think, Yes.
冰箱。它只是一個你的食物的冷藏櫃,還是不只如此?我們可以藉由觀察他們私人的極地儲藏室來了解人們的一些秘密嗎?我想,可以的。
What do we have here? Last night's leftover chicken casserole, meat in loaf fashion, broccoli and brussel sprouts, and the little Riesling to take the edge off. Any guesses? You're looking at a fridge of a Mom. But we are just getting started.
我們在這裡有些什麼?昨晚剩下的焗烤雞肉、肉餅風格的肉塊、花椰菜和球芽甘藍、還有用來放鬆的一點點白葡萄酒。有任何想法嗎?你正在看一位母親的冰箱。但我們才剛開始而已。
Here we see various colors and levels of sports drink, remnants of orange chicken, five different hot sauces, and a mysterious tupperware of brown. As you might have ascertained, this is the refrigerator of any male living by himself, ages 18 to 32. Pitiful, really. Hopefully he meets someone soon.
這裡我們看到各種顏色和等級的運動飲料、橙汁雞肉的殘渣、五種不同的辣醬、還有裝著褐色物品的神祕保鮮盒。如同你可能查到的一樣,這是任何獨居男性的冰箱,範圍從18歲到32歲。真的是可憐。希望他不久後能認識某個人。
Okay, I see a carton of eggs with six missing, one peanut butter cup, a half-eaten carrot cake, three cans of soda pop, and half a slice of pizza. This is the fridge of a pessimist, or an optimist. Could go either way, really.
好的,我看到一盒蛋,有六顆不見、一個花生巧克力杯、吃一半的紅蘿蔔蛋糕、三罐汽水、還有一片只剩一半的比薩。這是一個悲觀者的冰箱、或是樂觀者的。可以是兩者之一,真的。
Whoa, Nelly! Here we see magazine cutouts, pictures of a man taken from afar, a homemade doll of Don Cheadle, roasted red pepper hummus, and a severed human arm. Yes, we are looking into the refrigerator of a serial killer. He really should put that arm in the freezer.
嘿,等等!這裡我們看到雜誌剪報、從遠方拍攝的男子照片、自製的Don Cheadle娃娃、烤紅椒鷹嘴豆泥、還有切斷了的人類手臂。是的,我們正在看著連環殺人犯的冰箱。他真的應該把手臂放在冷凍庫的。
Oh, mine! Look what we have here: a grand feast! Ripe fruit, steamy, plump turkey legs, wheels of cheese, brightly-colored neon frosting pie! What's that? You don't see it? Well, you're just not believing. There you go. You're believing! Don't stop believing! Yes, there. It's the refrigerator of the Lost Boys from the film Hook. Mmm, bangering.
喔,我的天啊!看看我們在這有些什麼:一頓大餐!熟透的水果、熱騰騰胖嘟嘟的火雞腿、起司輪、亮色霓虹糖霜派!什麼?你沒看到嗎?這個嘛,你只是不相信而已。這就是啦。你相信了!別停止相信!是的,這裡。這是電影虎克船長中迷失男孩們的冰箱。嗯,真棒。
Oh, my goodness. Look at this. Is that pudding? Yes, it's pudding—lots and lots of nothing but pudding. Whose refrigerator is this?
喔,我的天呀。看看這個。那是布丁嗎?是的,是布丁--好多好多只有布丁沒別的。這是誰的冰箱?
This is my refrigerator. I'm the narrator and I love pudding. I'm also your biological father.
這是我的冰箱。我就是旁白,我愛布丁。我也是你的親生父親。
Your mother was insane. She fell in love with that monkey that the Russians sent up into space. I was working in the mines, titanium ore. I'd sneak you in each morning in a satchel, and then put you into a bin of titanium ore on the way out each evening. If you have asthma, this is probably why.
你的母親瘋了。她愛上那隻俄國人送上太空的猴子。我當時在礦山工作,鈦礦。我每天早上會把你放在小背包裡將你偷渡進來,然後每天下午出去時會把你放在一桶鈦礦裡。如果你有氣喘,這可能就是原因。
But you probably also like butterscotch pudding. I've got a lot of that. So I apologize for putting you off for adoption. But I would like to reconnect it and enjoy pudding with you in the present.
但你也許同樣也喜歡奶油糖果布丁。我有很多那個。所以我為了將你送去領養的事道歉。但我現在想與你重新連結、並一起享用布丁。
- 「使減少、使削弱」- Take The Edge Off
Last night's leftover chicken casserole, meat in loaf fashion, broccoli and brussel sprouts, and the little Riesling to take the edge off.
昨晚剩下的焗烤雞肉、肉餅風格的肉塊、花椰菜和球芽甘藍、還有用來放鬆的一點點白葡萄酒。 - 「只有、只不過」- Nothing But
Yes, it's pudding—lots and lots of nothing but pudding.
是的,是布丁--好多好多只有布丁沒別的。