「那些年，我們都做過的...蠢事！」- Things I Did as a Little Kid

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Hey! What's up, guys? I'm Brent Rivera, and these are the things I did as a little kid. Here we go. Let's get to it.
嘿!大家好嗎？我是 Brent Rivera，這些是我小時候做過的事情。要來囉。開始吧。

The first thing I did as a little kid was to try and balance the light switch.
第一件我小時候會做的事情是，試著把電燈開關維持在平衡點。

Almost...slow and steady... Dang it!
快好了...穩穩地慢慢來... 吼唷!

Now, I was never really successful at this.
我從來沒有成功辦到過。

The second thing I did as a little kid was when I swallowed, like, a seed from, like, an apple or a pear, I thought, like, the tree was gonna grow inside of me because that's what my parents told me.
第二件我小時候會做的事情是，當我吞下像是蘋果或梨子的籽時，我還以為那樹會從我體內長出來，因為我父母是這樣跟我說的。

Dad, I think I swallowed a seed.
爸，我覺得我剛吞下了一顆籽。

Ha-ha. An apple tree is gonna grow inside of you now.
哈哈。現在有一棵蘋果樹會從你身體裡面長出來囉。

Wait. Really?!
等等。真的嗎？!

Hey, Brent, come on. What are you waiting for?
嘿，Brent，快點啊。你在等什麼？

The apple tree.
等那棵蘋果樹。

I thought I was gonna die.
我以為我要死了。

The third thing I did as a little kid was similar to the light switch one. This was to close the refrigerator just enough so that the light turns off, but it's still open. Now this was, like, extremely hard. I would literally stand there for three hours straight trying to do this.
第三件我小時候會做的事情跟電燈開關那個有點像。這是要把冰箱關到剛好燈暗掉，但冰箱門還是開的。這真的超級難。我真的會站在那整整三小時試著這麼做。

Brent, honey, you should probably hang out with some friends.
Brent，寶貝，你應該跟一些朋友出去玩。

No, Mom! Not right now! Don't distract me!
不要，媽!不是現在!不要害我分心!

All right, the fourth thing I did as a little kid was when I put food in the microwave, I tried to get everything done... I had to get done before that timer went off. Oh, and I succeeded. Unlike the light switch and the refrigerator one, this one was actually, like, I did it good.
好的，第四件我小時候會做的事情是，當我把食物放進微波爐，我會試著把所有事情做好... 我必須在計時器響起之前做完。噢，而且我有成功。不像電燈開關跟冰箱那個，這個其實，我真的很會。

The fifth thing I did as a little kid was when it rained outside, and the windows were all watery, I would bet on which raindrop was going to win, and I always won...kinda.
第五件我小時候會做的事情是，當外面下雨時，而且窗戶都濕濕的，我會賭哪一滴雨滴會獲勝，而我總是賭贏...算是吧。

Come on. You got this. Keep going. You got this. No, no, no. No, you're falling behind. No, no, no. No, no. Oh, yes, yes, yes. You're gonna win! You're gonna win! Yes!
加油。你可以的。繼續。你沒問題的。不不、不。不行，你落後了。不、不、不。不要、不要。噢，耶、耶、耶。你要贏了!你要贏了!太棒了!

The sixth thing I did as a little kid was when it was nighttime, and I had to turn the light off, like, say if it was downstairs or, like, in my bedroom, when I was going to sleep, I would literally be scared that a monster was going to attack me out of the dark. I just turned the light off and I would run.
第六件我小時候會做的事情是，當晚上必須要把電燈關掉的時候，好比說在樓下或是在我房間，我要去睡覺的時候，我真的很怕有怪物會從暗處攻擊我。我把燈關掉後就會拔腿狂奔。

Final thing I did as a little kid was when I was super tired and we just got home from a long drive, I would pretend I'm asleep so that my parents had to carry me in.
最後一件我小時候會做的事情是，當我超累，而我們剛從長途旅程回到家時，我會裝睡好讓我爸媽扛我進家門。

All right, Brent. We're home.
好了，Brent。我們到家囉。

They totally fell for it.
他們完全上當了。

All right, guys. That is it for this video. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Make sure you hit that "Like" button if you guys did any of these things when you were little.
好啦，大夥們。這部影片就到這裡。我希望你們大家喜歡。如果你們小時候有做任何一件以上的事的話，一定要記得按讚喔。