All right. New York Fashion Week. You know what? I always wanted to go to New York Fashion Week. I'm probably gonna go next year. I'm trying to sit next to Beyonce and Kim Kardashian.
好的。紐約時裝週。你知道嗎?我一直都很想去紐約時裝週。我明年可能會去。我要去坐在碧昂絲跟金‧卡戴珊旁邊。
Oh my God. Why she come out here with this crane on like she at an arcade? Honey, all you need is a harness. And send her up in the air; she could start picking people by the head.
我的天。為什麼她要把湯姆熊夾娃娃機裡面的夾爪穿在身上?親愛的,妳只差一條吊繩了。然後把她拉到空中,她就可以往下用夾爪抓人頭了。
What's that on they face? Honey, how you breathing with that on? Why you ain't got no shoes on?
他們臉上的是什麼鬼?親愛的,你套著那個是要怎麼呼吸啊?為什麼你不穿鞋子啊?
Girl, oh no. All them sweaters. Baby, I know you are burning up under there.
親愛的,喔不。一大堆毛衣。寶貝,我知道你在毛衣下面熱到快燒起來了。
Oh, honey. There is no deodorant on the planet that is strong enough to keep you from stinking with all these sweater on.
喔,親愛的。整個地球上大概找不到夠厲害的除臭劑讓你在毛衣下不要散出汗臭味了。
Okay now, that—that's a look, honey. Where can I get me one of them? I would wear that. I'm gonna wear that on the Ellen Show. Okay, that black and white checker? Yes, I love that.
好,那個--那看起來很不錯捏,親愛的。要去哪裡才買得到?我要穿那個。我去 Ellen Show 的時候要穿那件。很好,黑白格紋齁?沒錯,這款對我的味。
Now, what is that? Why she come out here looking like she going to a kid birthday party?
哈囉,那啥鬼?為什麼她穿得一副要去參加小朋友的生日派對的樣子?
Okay, now, you gotta walk around with this battery pack. Girl, what if you get wet? What if it's raining, honey? You gonna get electrocuted. Then, whatchu gonna do?
好的,就是要帶著行動電源走來走去。美眉啊,妳如果不小心弄濕身體怎麼辦?親愛的,下雨怎麼辦?妳會被電死捏。那妳要怎麼辦啊?
Here we go with this battery pack. Why would I wanna walk around with a battery pack in my hand? I don't understand that. And if I do, it better come with a USB port so I can charge my phone on the go.
接下來再來一個行動電源。為什麼我要拿著行動電源走來走去啊?我實在是不懂。如果要的話,就要有個 USB 插孔,這樣才可以隨時幫我手機充電。
Thank you, Christian. I'm guessing that's the last one. Whoo, she almost fell. But she caught herself. Praise God.
感謝你,Christian。我猜這是最後一個了。噢,她差點跌倒。但她自己站起來了。感恩上帝,讚嘆上帝。
- 「隨時隨地」- On The Go
And if I do, it better come with a USB port so I can charge my phone on the go.
如果要的話,就要有個 USB 插孔,這樣才可以隨時幫我手機充電。