These days, you may have to watch your back. Danger may be lurking where you least expect it. You may find a relative, friend, or neighbor coming after one thing, your brain.
這幾天，你可能需要小心背後。危險可能潛伏在你最沒預期到的地方。你可能會發現一個親戚，朋友，或是鄰居為了一樣東西而來，你的腦袋。
This Halloween is forecasted to be a high season for zombie attacks. And we are gonna help you get through it, brain intact!
這個萬聖節被預告是殭屍攻擊的高危險季節。我們將要幫助你度過它，腦袋完整無損的!
This is Zombies in Plain English.
這是Zombies in Plain English。
The first step is identifying a zombie. Let's take your uncle Dan. Here is Dan as we all know him, a normal guy. Now, let's look at Dan as a zombie.
第一步是要認出一個殭屍。拿你的Dan叔叔來說。這是我們都知道的Dan，一個普通人。現在把Dan當作是殭屍來看吧。
Notice the unnatural mouth position and dark eyes. The shoulders will be off-kilter, arms reaching, grabbing, legs limpy, skin pale. This is a zombie.
注意那不自然的嘴巴位置和深色的眼睛。肩膀不平衡，手臂長伸，十指攫抓，跛腳，膚色慘白。這是一個殭屍。
Be careful this Halloween. You may see people that resemble zombies. Remember, zombies don't eat candy, only brains. You may also see them dancing with Michael Jackson, these are actors. Zombies don't dance.
小心這個萬聖節。你可能會看到像殭屍的人。記著，殭屍不吃糖果，只吃人腦。你也許也可以看到他們跟Michael Jackson一起跳舞，這些是演員。殭屍不跳舞的。
When you encounter a real zombie, it's time to have a plan. Here's how to survive an attack. Your first reaction may be to retreat to a home or business. This is only a short term solution, because they will never stop, ever.
當你遇到真正的殭屍時，那就是該有個計劃的時候了。這裡是你如何在攻擊下存活的方法。你的第一個反應可能是跑回家或公司。這只是短期的解決辦法，因為它們永遠也不會停止，永遠不會。
Instead, consider heading to a Costco. Don't plan to wait out an attack without proper rations.
取而代之，考慮看看逃去Costco。沒有適當的口糧，別想等到攻擊結束。
Now keep your cool. Remember that zombies may move quickly in the early stages of infection. Don't underestimate their speed. Also, consider a retreat to high altitudes. Studies have shown that zombies react poorly to cold weather, causing them to become brittle and slow. Lastly, zombie can't swim. So a retreat via boat can help. And remember those rations.
現在保持冷靜。記住殭屍在感染的早期能夠快速移動。不要低估它們的速度。同時，考慮撤往高海拔的地方。研究顯示，殭屍在寒冷天氣下反應很差，使它們變得脆弱且緩慢。最後，殭屍不會游泳，所以乘船撤退是有助益的。並且要記得那些口糧。
If you are not the retreating type, the obvious next move is counter-attack. This brings us to our last step: how to kill the Undead.
如果你不是撤退型的人，很明顯的，下一步是反擊。這把我們帶往我們的最後一步：如何殺死不死族。
The simple idea is: "kill the brain, stop the zombie." This is generally done through head trauma or decapitation. But any method that removes the zombie brain's ability to direct the undead body will work.
這簡單的概念是：「殺死大腦，阻止殭屍。」這通常藉由頭部創傷或砍頭來完成。但是任何移除操控不死身軀之殭屍腦袋的方法都有效。
As starting points, we suggest large caliber bullets to the head, or decapitation via machete, ax or chainsaw. Now, chainsaws are advanced tools that should be used carefully. Napalm or grenades can also be effective, but be careful. A flaming zombie can be even more dangerous than a real one.
首先，我們建議用大口徑的子彈對付頭殼，或是用大砍刀、斧頭或是鏈鋸砍頭。現在，鏈鋸是先進的工具，應該要小心使用。汽油彈或是手榴彈也可以發揮效果，但是要小心。一個燃燒的殭屍可以是比現實的殭屍更加危險。
If your friend has a zombie bite, unfortunately there is only one outcome. Infection is absolutely irreversible. Don't bother with antiseptic or band-aids. Your friend is not your friend anymore. Face the inevitable and save your brain. Kill them with dignity before they become undead too.
如果你的朋友有殭屍咬痕，很不幸的，只有一種結果。感染是完全不能反轉回復的。別費心在殺菌劑和創護繃帶上面。你朋友已經不再是你的朋友了。面對必然的事實並拯救你的腦袋。在它們也變成不死族之前有尊嚴地殺死它們。
Remember: be prepared. Plan your route and rations, be on the lookout, and when they... Whoooah! This just in! We've received an unconfirmed report that zombies have been sighted in southern British Columbia. They may be heading south. Repeat! Heading South!
記得：要有準備。計畫你的路線和口糧，要警戒，然後當它們... 嗚哇!這剛進來!我們收到一通沒經過確認的報導指出，殭屍已經在南英屬哥倫比亞被目擊到了。它們也許會南進。重複!南進!
Sagi? What? Did you hear that? Ahohhohh, ahhhh!
Sagi？甚麼？你聽到那個了嗎？啊啊啊啊!
The question is: Are you prepared?
Have a fun, safe and zombie-free Halloween from your friends at CommonCraft.
問題是：你準備好了嗎？
享受一個快樂、安全，沒有殭屍的萬聖節。你在CommonCraft的朋友。
