Here we will learn true facts about the Angler Fish. The female Angler Fish comes in many shapes, colors and shades of ugly. It's like a rainbow of ugly. The male Angler Fish is tiny by comparison, like a tiny little baby. He attaches himself to the female by biting her, and then digesting part of his face so he fuses with her flesh. He then atrophies losing his digestive organs, brain, heart and eyes, and winds up nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm when needed.
這裡我們將會學到有關鮟鱇魚確實的真相。母鮟鱇魚有許多不同形狀、顏色和醜陋程度。牠就像一道醜陋的彩虹。公的鮟鱇魚相較之下很小，像隻小小的幼魚。他藉由咬著母魚以附著她，接著消化他部分的臉，以讓他和母魚的肉身融合為一。他接著萎縮、失去消化器官、腦、心臟以及眼睛，然後最終變成不過是一副生殖器官，需要時會釋出精子。
"Hey there, pretty lady, nice gonads!"
「嘿，美麗的小姐，不錯的生殖器官喔!」
To the female Angler Fish, the human male is a very loud, annoying and unnecessarily complicated pair of gonads.
對母鮟鱇魚來說，人類中的男性是一副非常喧鬧、惱人且多餘複雜的生殖器官。
The Angler Fish is a master of disguise, hiding itself among the sand and rocks of the ocean floor. Here an Angler Fish compares its camouflaging skills with that of a flounder, also a master...holly crap! Did you? What the f**k...
鮟鱇魚是個偽裝專家，把自己藏在海底的沙與石頭間。這裡有隻鮟鱇魚在拿牠的偽裝技巧和比目魚做比較，牠也是個專家...我的天啊!你剛剛？搞什麼鬼...
To hunt, the Angler Fish waves things in front of its mouth that its prey is attracted to. Here the Angler Fish waves a lovely pashmina shawl, just the size for an unsuspecting shrimp. Here another one presents a lovely pair of leggings, and here a decorative hat feather. Sadly the shrimps and their vanity pay the ultimate price: death.
為了捕食，鮟鱇魚會在牠那誘引獵物的嘴巴前面搖晃東西。這裡這隻鮟鱇魚搖動著一條美麗的羊絨圍巾，剛好是個適合一隻毫無戒心的蝦子的尺寸。這裡另外一隻則展示著一條可愛的緊身褲襪，還有這裡有根裝飾用的帽子羽飾。悲哀的是蝦子和牠們的虛榮心付出了最終的代價：死亡。
The deep sea Angler Fish collects glowy glowy bacteria in its wavy thing to create a tiny little light, because it's dark as hell down there, and someone needs to light up that pretty pretty lady.
深海鮟鱇魚收集亮亮的細菌在牠那搖晃的東西裡，以創造出一個微弱的光源，因為下面那裡黑得跟什麼一樣，而總得有人去照亮這美麗的小姐。
"Oh, oh, they're so close. Mangler! This...oh, hahahaha."
「喔，喔，牠們好近。Mangler!這...喔，哈哈哈哈。」
- 「最後、結束」- Wind Up
He then atrophies losing his digestive organs, brain, heart and eyes, and winds up nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm when needed.
他接著萎縮、失去消化器官、腦、心臟以及眼睛，然後最終變成不過是一副生殖器官，需要時會釋出精子。
