Hey! Wanna play some video games? I know I do. I haven't seen the sun in years. So, let's play League of Legends. Sound familiar? It should. It's amazing! And it's free. You can afford that, right? If you had friends, they would already be playing it. So why aren't you? Jump on in and make some friends.
嘿!想玩點電動嗎？我自己是很想玩啦。我已經幾百年沒看過太陽了。那麼，就讓我們玩《英雄聯盟》吧。聽起來很耳熟吧？一定的。因為超好玩啊!而且還免費欸。你一定付得起吧？如果你不是邊緣人的話，應該有朋友早就在玩了。那你為什麼不玩？快加入然後交點朋友吧!
Here's how it works. You start by picking a champion. And there are a lot to choose from. Found one with cool abilities, but you hate his stupid face? Don't worry. You can play dress up with various skins.
以下介紹怎麼玩這遊戲。首先你可以先挑一個英雄。有很多英雄可以挑。找到一個技能很厲害，但臉長得很逼機的英雄嗎？別擔心。你可以用不同外觀玩換衣服遊戲喔。
If only my pirate could be more anime. Now, that's what I'm talking about.
如果我的海盜長得漫畫風一點就好了。歐齁，我說的就是這樣。
Once you actually get in game, the real party starts. It's non-stop epic action. And there's strategy, too. Just look.
一旦你真的進到遊戲裡，真正的派對就開始囉。這完全是打不停英雄般的行動啊。而且也有戰略。你看。
Demacia!
蒂瑪西亞!
Use whatever you can to destroy your opponent—swords, bows, magic, teeth. Still having trouble? Well, just head to the shop and buy something. I'm sure your items are to blame and not your innate lack of skill.
用任何東西來摧毀敵人－－劍、弓、法術、牙齒。還是打不好嗎？好吧，那就到商店買裝備。我猜一定是裝備的問題，不是你天生技術太差。
There are five different roles for you to master and with over 100 champions and 200 items. Well, do the math—that's like a billion combinations. I'm serious and bad at math.
你可以精通五種位置，搭配超過一百種英雄跟兩百種裝備。這個嘛，自己算算看－－大概十億種組合。我是認真的，但我數學很差。
If you're a casual, that's cool, that's fine. You'll fit right in with all the other noobs. But if you seek a challenge, look no further. This is your chance to prove yourself and unleash your inner greatness. Work your way up the ranks as you master your champion. It's about self-improvement, but instead of something stupid like life skills or a career, it's League of Legends—priorities. Just think of the glory that awaits. You can be a part of this massive community. People care about this game. Remember caring? I haven't felt an emotion in years.
如果你只是偶爾玩玩，沒關係、沒問題的。你跟其他的菜鳥們會相處得很愉快的。但如果你想要有點挑戰，就是這裡了。這就是你證明自己跟解放內在力量的好機會。精通你的英雄之後，就可以努力讓排位升等。這就是自我進步，但不是用什麼愚蠢的生存技能或職業來訓練，而是玩《英雄聯盟》－－不二首選。想想等著你的光榮。你可以變成這個超大社群的一部份。大家都超愛玩這遊戲的。你還記得在乎其他事情的感覺嗎？我已經好幾年沒有任何情緒了。
Look, what I'm trying to say is, League of Legends will change you. So what are you waiting for? Quick! This video's almost over. Don't waste any more time. This could become your favorite game. New players are joining every day. Don't let them leave you behind. The fun starts now. League of Legends. Download and play today.
聽著，我要說的是，《英雄聯盟》會大大地改變你。那你還在等什麼？快點!影片快結束了。別再浪費時間了。這可能會變成你此生最愛的遊戲。每天都有新玩家加入。別落後啦。現在開始，快樂無窮。《英雄聯盟》。立即下載，享受遊戲吧。
- 「是...的問題、責任」- To Blame
I'm sure your items are to blame and not your innate lack of skill.
我猜一定是裝備的問題，不是你天生技術太差。 - 「就是這裡了、不用再找了」- Look No Further
But if you seek a challenge, look no further.
但如果你想要有點挑戰，就是這裡了。 - 「努力達成、逐步達成」- Work Your Way Up
Work your way up the ranks as you master your champion.
精通你的英雄之後，就可以努力讓排位升等。
