Passive Aggressive Tutorials
有教等於沒教的實用教學系列
Hi, it's Deva. Today I'm going to show you how to change a toilet paper roll, which apparently is a very, very difficult thing to do. If you see brown on the toilet paper roll, that means the toilet paper roll needs to be changed because toilet paper tends to be white. Now I'll show you how to do it.
嗨，我是 Deva。今天我要教你們怎麼換廁所的捲筒衛生紙，這很顯然是一件非常非常困難的事情呢。如果你看到捲筒衛生紙變成咖啡色的，那就代表需要換了，因為捲筒衛生紙通常都是白色的喔。我現在就來教你怎麼換。
Step one: Remove the toilet paper roll off of the toilet paper holder. Then take the toilet paper roll off.
第一步：把捲筒從衛生紙架上拿起來。然後把捲筒丟掉。
Step two: Throw the toilet paper roll into the garbage.
第二步：把捲筒丟進垃圾桶。
Step three: Locate a new toilet paper roll. It will likely be about seven inches away in a cabinet right next to the toilet. A common misconception is that the toilet paper roll goes vertically, like this. That is not correct.
第三步：找到新的捲筒衛生紙。它很有可能就在距離馬桶約 18 公分遠的櫃子裡。大家常有的誤解是把捲筒衛生紙垂直放，像這樣。那就是錯的喔。
Step four: Insert the toilet paper roll onto the toilet paper rod. That's why it has a hole in it! There are two schools of thought when it comes to placing the toilet paper on the toilet paper rod. There are the "over people" and the "under people." The "under people" are idiots.
第四步：把捲筒衛生紙套上衛生紙架的桿子。這就是為什麼中間有個洞喔!關於怎麼放置衛生紙有兩種常見的學派。一派的人是「朝外面放」，另一派人是「朝裡面放」。「朝裡面放」的人都是北七。
Finally, place the rod back in place. And that's it. Happy wiping!
最後，把桿子放回架上。那樣就完成了呢。擦屁屁愉快喔!
