Now let's kick it back on over to John Billows for our five-day weather forecast. John.
現在將時間交還給 John Billows 為我們播報未來五天的天氣預報。John。
Thank you, Tim. Well, not a lot of surprises this week. We're gonna have some highs in the mid to upper 70s, and things are gonna cool down to about 50 degrees or so each night. So not quite swimming season just yet, but we're getting there.
謝謝你，Tim。嗯，這週的天氣並沒有太多驚喜。高溫有些會來到華氏 75 到 79 度左右，而每晚氣溫會降到大概華氏 50 度左右。所以現在還不是游泳季節，不過就快到了。
Let's take a look at the nation. We've been tracking a small cold front that's been moving in from the northwest here, and—what's up? Okay, it sounds as though the cold front has expanded in size, and you can see that here. Okay. And it looks like it's continuing to grow. Look at that.
來看一下全國天氣狀況。我們持續追蹤一波從西北邊進來的微弱冷鋒，然後－－怎麼了？好的，聽起來這波冷鋒已經增強，你可以從這看到。好的。它似乎持續在增強。看看那個。
Okay, if we jump back to our five-day forecast, we're gonna see a few changes. Expect highs in the upper 40s with lows down to 20 degrees or so each night. Might want to break out the heavy blankets again this week.
嗯，如果我們回到一週預報，我們會看到一些變化。預期高溫來到華氏 45 度以上，每晚低溫則降到華氏 20 度左右。這禮拜你可能會想把厚毯子再拿出來。
If we come back to—wow! Okay, it looks like the cold front has really gained some momentum here, and... Oh! It appears that a storm has started to gather as well, but fortunately, it doesn't look too serious. Okay, it's actually becoming a little serious. It seems that hail is starting to fall, about a millimeter in diameter. Okay, it seems our initial estimate was a little off. They're more the size of...basketballs. Pieces of ice the size of basketballs are falling from the sky, so that is pretty serious. Everyone should probably be taking refuge under concrete structures just as fast as humanly possible.
如果我們回到－－哇!好的，看來這波冷鋒真的吸收不少能量，另外... 噢!似乎也有個風暴開始形成，但幸好看起來不必太擔心。好的，其實情況變得有一點嚴重。目前似乎下起了冰雹，直徑約一公釐的冰雹。嗯，看來我們最初的判斷有些誤差。那些冰雹的大小比較接近...籃球。和籃球一樣大的冰塊正從天而降，所以情況還滿嚴重的。大家或許應該盡快到混凝土建築下避難。
Let's see how this affect the five-day forecast. Uh, highs will now be in the upper 10s with lows in the negative 20s, and if you look on Tuesday, there's a slight chance of death.
來看看這對一週預報會造成什麼影響。呃，高溫現在是華氏 15 度以上，低溫則是華氏負 20 度，如果你看一下星期二這天，那天會有微小的死亡機率。
Let's go back to the map here, and...oh my! Okay, it seems that the storm and the cold front have clashed violently, and we now have a flood warning. And a fire warning. Look at that. I'm not sure how those two can be happening at the same time. Okay, it appears that the floodwater is the thing that is actually on fire. Apparently, the flood destroyed 15 gas stations, so about half the flood is now comprised of gasoline and oil. The fire and the flood are traveling together at untold speeds, so we encourage everyone in the area to quickly move to higher ground. No, cancel that. We've just been instructed to tell everyone to evacuate to Mexico. No, never mind. They're coming here. We're heading to Canada.
回到這邊的地圖，然後...我的天啊!好的，看來風暴和冷鋒強烈撞擊在一起了，我們目前有一個洪水警報。還有一個火災警報。看看那個。我不是很確定這兩者怎麼同時發生。嗯，看來洪水就是著火的東西。很顯然，大洪水摧毀掉十五座加油站，所以有大概一半的水目前是由汽油組成的。大火和大洪水正一同以驚人速度前進，因此我們鼓勵在此區域的所有民眾迅速移往較高處。不，不要那樣做。我們剛收到指示叫大家撤往墨西哥。不，當我沒說。它們往這來了。我們要前往加拿大。
Okay, if we jump back to our five-day forecast... Okay, scratch that. Uh, mother's love. Okay, the flood fire, which we are now referring to as the "flire," has destroyed several cities, and... Okay, it sounds like an earthquake has started as well. That is...unfortunate timing. We're getting word now that... Okay, yes, it's been confirmed that California has broken off of the United States and is starting to float away.
好，如果我們回到一週預報... 嗯，還是算了吧。呃，媽媽咪啊。好的，洪水和大火，我們現在稱之「火洪暴」，已經摧毀掉數座城市，而... 好的，似乎還發生了一場地震。真是...來得真不是時候。我們得到消息... 嗯，是，經過查證，加州已從美國分離，而且開始漂走了。
Okay, quick update on the hail situation. Good news: the ice particles have shrunk down now to the size of baseballs. Oh, never mind. They are now enormous Volkswagen Beetle-size pieces of ice, and they are covered in long spikes. So—oh my! Looks like we have a tornado. No, two tornadoes...17 tornadoes, which are now hurling the car-sized spike balls at 85 miles an hour in every direction. Okay, we have received word now that volcanoes are erupting.
好的，快速更新一下冰雹的情況。好消息：那些冰塊現在已經縮成棒球大小了。喔，沒事。它們現在是和金龜車一樣大的冰塊，而且還覆滿長長的刺。所以－－老天爺啊!看來出現一個龍捲風。不，兩個龍捲風...十七個龍捲風，現在正以每小時八十五英里的速度將那些車子大小、長滿刺的冰球到處丟。好的，我們接獲消息，目前火山正在噴發。
So, um, let's look at the five-day forecast, and we'll see the temperatures are still fluctuating, but the chances of death have stabilized at about 99.99 percent.
那麼，嗯，來看看一週預報，我們看見氣溫仍在浮動，不過死亡率已經穩定下來，大約是百分之 99.99 的死亡率。
So, going back to the map here—sweet glory! Uh, the tornados have made it so that it is literally raining cats and dogs, and California is starting to sink, and the inhabitants are being attacked by sharks. Okay, we have confirmation that this is the end of the world. So we'll go once more to our five-day forecast, which is now our one-day forecast, and that will about wrap it up.
回到地圖－－阿娘喂!呃，龍捲風讓天空真的下起阿貓阿狗，而加州開始沉沒，居民們受到鯊魚攻擊。是的，我們已經接獲證實，世界末日來了。再次回到一週預報，現在只剩一天預報，大概就是那樣了。
Back to you, Tim.
時間交還給你，Tim。
- 「變涼、冷卻」- Cool Down
We're gonna have some highs in the mid to upper 70s, and things are gonna cool down to about 50 degrees or so each night.
高溫有些會來到華氏 75 到 79 度左右，而每晚氣溫會降到大概華氏 50 度左右。 - 「大約、約莫」- Or So
We're gonna have some highs in the mid to upper 70s, and things are gonna cool down to about 50 degrees or so each night.
高溫有些會來到華氏 75 到 79 度左右，而每晚氣溫會降到大概華氏 50 度左右。 - 「仍、現在還」- Just Yet
So not quite swimming season just yet, but we're getting there.
所以現在還不是游泳季節，不過就快到了。 - 「拿出」- Break Out
Might want to break out the heavy blankets again this week.
這禮拜你可能會想把厚毯子再拿出來。 - 「也、同樣地」- As Well
It appears that a storm has started to gather as well, but fortunately, it doesn't look too serious.
似乎也有個風暴開始形成，但幸好看起來不必太擔心。 - 「同時、一起」- At The Same Time
I'm not sure how those two can be happening at the same time.
我不是很確定這兩者怎麼同時發生。 - 「著火、失火」- On Fire
Okay, it appears that the floodwater is the thing that is actually on fire.
嗯，看來洪水就是著火的東西。 - 「稱為」- Refer To As
Okay, the flood fire, which we are now referring to as the "flire," has destroyed several cities, and...
好的，洪水和大火，我們現在稱之「火洪暴」，已經摧毀掉數座城市，而... - 「總結、概括」- Wrap Up
So we'll go once more to our five-day forecast, which is now our one-day forecast, and that will about wrap it up.
再次回到一週預報，現在只剩一天預報，大概就是那樣了。
