Guys, check out this video of a chameleon riding a tricycle.
大家，快來看看這個變色龍騎三輪車的影片。
Oh! Sick...
喔!酷斃了...
What the... what?
什麼鬼...什麼？
The Internet is...down!
網路...掛了!
Just use your phone.
就用你的手機吧。
Oh my God, no! The phones don't have Internet, either.
喔我的天，不!手機也沒網路了。
What?
什麼？
What are we gonna do?
我們該怎麼辦？
Everything I do
我做的每件事
I do online
都用網路
Everything we do, we do online
我們做的每件事情都用網路
Stop! No need to worry, we'll be fine
停!不要擔心，我們會沒事的
What? Are you insane? This isn't fine
什麼鬼？你瘋了嗎？一點都不會沒事
What to do?!
該怎麼辦？!
The Internet is down!
網路掛了!
Where do I put my hands?
我要把手放在哪裡？
How do I function now?
我現在該怎麼做事？
Where do I look? What do I say?
我要看哪裡？我要說什麼？
Please someone tell me how!
拜託誰來告訴我該怎麼辦!
Without my Internet
沒了網路
Without my steady streams
沒了穩定的流量
How will I ever find
我要怎麼找到
the dankest of the dankest memes
最最夯的網路爆紅圖片
No more cat videos
不再有貓咪影片
Pirating TV shows
盜版影集
And no more access to
而且也找不到
the greatest wealth of knowledge ever
最豐碩的知識
How will I tweet?
我要怎麼發推特？
How will I vine?
我要怎麼在 vine 上傳短片？
How will I live?
我要怎麼活？
Now that the Internet is down!
因為網路掛掉了!
How do I talk to friends
我要怎麼跟朋友說話
who live across the earth
他們住在地球另一端
How will I watch a livestream
我要怎麼看直播
of an eagle giving birth?
老鷹生北鼻的直播？
How will I be inspired
我怎麼受到啟發
Without my Insta feed
看不到 Instagram 照片的話
How will I order random things
我要怎麼胡亂下訂那些
I just don't really need?
我並非真的需要的東西？
No watching daily vlogs
不能看每日影音日誌
No silly-talking dogs
沒有會說話的笨狗
No way to find things
沒辦法找到東西
without using Google Maps to guide us
因為沒有 Google 地圖指引我們
How will I share?
我要怎麼分享？
How will I brag?
我要怎麼炫耀？
How will I live
我要怎麼活
Now that the Internet is down
因為網路掛掉了
Well, I suppose we could sit here and talk now
嗯，我想我們現在可以坐在這說話
Try and read a book
試著讀本書
Maybe go for a walk?
也許去散步？
Maybe it's good
可能會很好
We'll be more in the moment
我們會比較活在當下
Not stuck in screens
不會卡在螢幕前
Could be nice
可能還不錯
I don't know...
我不知道...
Somehow
不知道怎麼樣
We'll survive
我們會活下來的
We will try
我們會試試
Do or die
孤注一擲
We will find a way to leave it all behind
我們會找到方法把一切拋在腦後
I guess it's not so bad
我猜沒有那麼糟
Once we move past our fears
只要我們跨過我們的恐懼
We humans have survived like this for many thousand years
我們人類像這樣活過好幾千年了
We'll talk in coffee shops
我們會在咖啡館聊天
And go outside to play
出去外面玩
We'll live our lives
我們會活出自己的人生
Instead of watching someone else's day
而不是看著別人的生活
We'll have to know about stuff
我們會需要去了解事情
But that can't be too tough
但那不會太難
And now I'll never be
而現在我永遠不會被
Anonymously cyberbullied
匿名網路霸凌
Now we can talk
現在我們可以聊天
Now we can be
現在我們可以做自己
Now we can live
現在我們可以活著
Now that the Internet is down!
因為網路掛掉了!
I feel way more aware
我覺得更有意識
Like I've got time to spare
就像我可以騰出時間
Now no more Netflix
現在不再有 Netflix
till it asks me, "Are you even there?"
直到它問我：「你還在嗎？」
Life is more beautiful
生命更美好
Now we are free at last
現在我們終於自由了
Free from the pixels
從像素中解脫
that would bind us to our online past
離開整天掛網的過去
Now we can finally see
現在我們終於可以看到
the way we're meant to be
我們原該有的樣子
We'll just get news
我們只會接收新聞
from one or two big media companies
從那一兩家大媒體公司
No more Twitch streams
不再有 Twitch 串流
No more dank memes
不再有網路爆紅圖片
Now no more vlogs
不再有影音日誌
No talking dogs
沒有會說話的狗
No Google Street View
沒有 Google 街景圖
No more tweets
不再有推文
No Amazon Prime
沒有亞馬遜網路商店尊榮會員服務
No waste of time!
不會再浪費時間!
Now the Internet is
因為網路掛...
Oh! It's back!
喔!網路回來了!
No notifications.
沒通知。
Seriously?
真的假的？
Hello! And thank you for watching our video.
哈囉!謝謝你們觀賞我們的影片。
Question of the day: What is the one thing you'd miss most if the Internet went out? Let us know in the comments below.
每日一問：如果網路掛掉了你最想念的事情會是什麼？讓我們在下面的留言知道。
We had so much fun working with Thomas Sanders, who is an incredible human being with a voice of an angel and makes these incredible videos that you can check out right over here. Make sure you like, share, and subscribe for more AVbyte videos.
我們和 Thomas Sanders 一起合作玩得很愉快，他人超棒，歌聲像天使，還製作了這些你可以在這邊看到的影片。確保你按讚、分享和訂閱以看到更多 AVbyte 影片。
Again, thanks for watching! And we will see you in our behind-the-scenes.
再次，感謝收看!我們幕後花絮見。
