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January 1
一月一號
New year...new me.
新的一年...新的我。
January 2
一月二號
Don't look at me, Stephen Curry. Come on, man! What? You've never had pizza for breakfast?
不要看著我，咖哩哥。拜託，老兄!怎樣？你早餐沒吃過披薩嗎？
No, not really. Let's put the pizza down, man.
不，不算有。兄弟，把披薩放下來。
I wasn't finished.
我還沒吃完耶。
You don't need that.
你不用吃完。
But how... What is...what is, uh...
不過怎麼... 這是...這是怎麼...
Don't worry about it. All that matters is I'm here to help you.
別擔心。唯一重要的是我是來這幫你的。
Help me with what? My free throws? Sorry. I need...I need help.
幫我啥？練罰球嗎？抱歉。我...我需要幫助。
Last name: Curry
他姓咖哩
First name: Steph
名叫史蒂芬
Helping me out
伸出援手
Turning me into the best
讓我變成最棒的
He said
他說
First things first, these water bottles gotta go
重要的事先做，這些水瓶必須消失
I said, "Why?" and he said
我說：「為什麼？」，他說
"Don't you love the ocean, bro?"
「兄弟，難道你不愛海洋嗎？」
He then whipped out the Brita Stream so beautifully
接著他帥氣掏出 Brita 濾水壺
"Fills quickly," he said
「超快裝滿，」他說
"And it pours immediately!"
「而且馬上就能倒出來!」
So he poured two glasses, and we both said, "Cheers!"
所以他倒了兩杯水，我們都說「乎乾啦!」
Time to move on
是時候向前走
Yes, it was time to face my fears
沒錯，該正視我的恐懼了
Instead of eating pizza, why not try a healthy snack?
與其吃披薩，何不試試健康的點心？
I said, "Because pizza is delicious, and healthy food is whack!"
我說：「因為披薩超好吃，健康食物有夠瞎!」
He introduced me to some veggies and some salad in a bowl
他裝在碗裡讓我認識一些蔬菜和沙拉
It actually tasted good, even though it hurt my soul
那其實滿好吃的，雖然這讓我很痛心
Then he made me exercise, which I had never done before
接著他逼我運動，我以前從來沒做過
We did some weird drills, and they made me very sore
我們做了一些怪訓練，讓我全身好痠痛
Then we did some Tai Chi
接著我們打太極
Always been a fan
一直都很喜歡太極
Didn't know what I was doing, but I felt more like a man
不知道到底在幹嘛，不過覺得我更像真男人了
And he had me make a present that would make my girl blush
他叫我準備一個會讓我女人臉紅的禮物
And we cleaned my place
我們打掃我家
Made it tidy in a rush
匆忙讓它變整齊
Then I sat with my beloved with a candlelit meal
後來我和我的小親親坐享燭光大餐
Then he gave me a wink
他對我眨眨眼
Because he knew I made her feel
因為他知道我讓她感覺
Amazing
超棒 der
First name: Stephen
他叫史帝芬
Last name: Curry
他姓咖哩
He came into my life
走進我的生活
Now everything is less blurry
讓一切變更清晰
Oh, Steph Steph Curry
噢，小史小史咖哩哥
Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph
小史小史咖哩哥
Helping me out
伸出援手
Turning me into the best, best
讓我變成最最棒的
First name: Stephen
他叫史蒂芬
Last name: Curry
他姓咖哩
He came into my life
走進我的生活
Now everything is less blurry
讓一切變更清晰
Oh, Steph Steph Curry
噢，小史小史咖哩哥
Steph Curry Curry Steph Steph
小史小史咖哩哥
Helping me out
伸出援手
Turning me into the best, best
讓我變成最最棒的
Hey, how are you doing? I got two large pizzas for...Rudy? Extra cheese...
嘿，你好嗎？我這有兩個大披薩要給...魯迪？起司要多...
I...I ordered that before...
我...我是之前點的...
Extra bread, extra gluten...
麵包要多、麩質多加...
Yeah, whatever.
隨便你。
Who are you talking to?
你在跟誰說話？
What do you mean? I'm talking to my friend Stephen Curry.
你說什麼？我在跟我麻吉咖哩哥說話啊。
There's nobody there.
那裡又沒人。
You don't see Stephen Curry standing here? Right now?
你沒看到史蒂芬‧柯瑞就站在這裡？就在此刻？
Listen, bro, can you just take these pizzas? I don't got all day.
聽著，老兄，你能不能就把這些披薩拿走？我可沒整天可以耗。
Wait a minute. If you're not real, then that means...
等等。如果你不是真的，那麼那就代表...
The power to change was in you all along, my friend.
改變的力量一直在你身上，我的朋友。
Wow... I think you changed my life, Stephen Curry. Thank you.
哇... 咖哩哥，我想你改變了我的人生。謝謝你。
Good luck, buddy. Man, people are weird these days, huh?
老兄，祝你好運。天啊，歹年冬厚肖人，是吧？
I know, right?
我知道，很怪對吧？
Let's get out of here.
我們閃人吧。
Let's go.
走吧。
I need a new job.
我需要換個新工作。
New year, new you!
新的一年，新的你!
- 「得了吧、別逗了」- Come On
Come on, man! What? You've never had pizza for breakfast?
拜託，老兄！怎樣？你早餐沒吃過披薩嗎？ - 「重要的事先做」- First Things First
First things first, these water bottles gotta go
重要的事先做，這些水瓶必須消失 - 「急忙地、匆匆地」- In A Rush
And we cleaned my place, made it tidy in a rush
我們打掃我家，匆忙讓它變整齊 - 「等等、等一下」- Wait A Minute
Wait a minute. If you're not real, then that means...
等等。如果你不是真的，那麼那就代表... - 「一直、始終」- All Along
The power to change was in you all along, my friend.
改變的力量一直在你身上，我的朋友。
