Oh, you are garbage. I'm working on that.
喔，你這廢物。我有在努力了。
My bad, guys.
我的錯，大夥兒。
What do you mean your bad? You're supposed to be here 45 minutes ago.
什麼叫你的錯？你應該 45 分鐘前就要到這了。
It's such a big season for you. Focus!
這對你而言是很重要的賽季。專注點!
L.A. traffic—I was stuck on the 405.
洛杉磯的交通──我被堵在 405 公路上。
Traffic? Really? That's your excuse?
交通？真的？那就是你的藉口？
You should fire your chauffeur or something.
你應該炒了你的司機還什麼的。
I don't have a chauffeur.
我又沒有司機。
What? Why not?
什麼？為啥？
You're a professional athlete. Don't you guys come with, like, personal drivers and limos for everything? You know, like drive you to practice, drive you to dinner, drive you to the toilet sometimes, maybe.
你是職業運動員欸。你們那些人不是都有，像是，私人司機和豪華禮車去做每件事？你知道，像是載你去練習、載你去吃晚餐、有時候還載你上廁所，也許吧。
No, I don't take a limo everywhere I go. That would be financially irresponsible.
不，我才沒有到哪都搭豪華禮車。那在財務上會是很不負責任的。
You know what you need? You need to get some endorsement deals. That way, you can afford to hire your own chauffeur.
你知道你需要什麼嗎？你需要接一些代言。那樣的話，你就可以負擔得起雇用你自己的司機。
That's right. I mean, this is L.A., you know, get in front of the camera, do some commercials.
沒錯。我是說，這裡可是洛杉磯，你懂的，站到攝影機前、拍些廣告。
Eh...I don't know.
嗯....我不知道。
What do you mean, "Eh...I don't know?" Look, I can totally see it.
你那什麼意思，「嗯...我不知道。」？聽我說，我完全可以想像那畫面。
He once had the game-winning three from the free-throw line. When he goes on the juice cleanse, he gains 10 pounds of muscle. Chipotle never has to remind him that guacamole costs extra. He is the most "linteresting" man in the world.
他有一次從罰球線投進了關鍵三分球。當他進行果汁排毒法時，他增加了十磅肌肉。Chipotle(連鎖墨式餐廳)從來不用提醒他酪梨醬要額外付費。他是世界上最「豪有趣」的男人。
I don't always drink boba, but when I do, I use a buy-one-get-one-free coupon.
我不常喝珍奶，但我要喝的時候，我用買一送一優惠券。
I like a frugal man.
我喜歡節儉的男人。
Wait, where'd that come from?
等等，那從哪冒出來的？
Don't worry about it.
別擔心這個了。
Twins are separated at birth—Jeremy and Jeremiah have finally reunited. Ever since they were young, it was clear they were destined for greatness. They shared stories about their amazing scores. For every great score Jeremy mentioned, Jeremiah had an equally impressive score of his own.
雙胞胎一出生就被分開──Jeremy 和 Jeremiah(註一)總算重逢了。從他們年輕的時候，就很顯然他們註定要成就非凡。他們分享關於他們驚人成績的故事。Jeremy 每提到一個優異的成績，Jeremiah 就有個同樣令人欽佩的分數。
Oh, Jeremy, remember to sleep early, okay? I know the other players are gonna go out and do partying, but you should stay in and use the new comforter your auntie got you. Did you write her a thank-you card?
喔，Jeremy，記得早點睡，好嗎？我知道其他球員都會出去然後開趴狂歡，但你應該待在家裡然後用阿姨給你的新毯毯。你寫給她感謝卡了沒？
Dude, it's not even plugged in.
老兄，這根本沒接上。
I can't hear you.
我聽不到你。
Yeah, I guess I can see myself doing a couple of those.
嗯，我猜我可以想像自己拍幾個那樣的廣告。
You know what? I don't know if he can just jump right into the big ones. I mean, let's be real here.
你知道嗎？我不覺得他可以直接就拍那種大廣告。我是說，我們還是實際點。
All right. So, what do you guys think I can get?
好吧。那麼，你們大家覺得我可以接到哪種廣告？
Hi, my name is Jeremy Lin, and I shop at EZ Max, where everything is under a dollar. We've got you covered from top to bottom. So, come in and take the plunge, and save big, because the prizes are "linsane."
嗨，我叫林書豪，我在 EZ Max 買東西，這裡每樣東西都不到一元。我們把你從頭到屁股都包辦了。所以，請進來冒險看看，然後省下大錢，因為價格是「林瘋了」。
Man, I can't...I can't. I quit! I QUIT!
老兄，我沒辦法...我沒辦法。我不幹了!我不幹了!
I can do better than that.
我可以接到比那更好的廣告吧。
Yo, you know what you should do?
呦，你知道你應該做什麼嗎？
You should, like, cater to the Asian market, because you're an Asian. You should do like Asian products.
你應該，像是，迎合亞洲市場，因為你是個亞洲人。你應該代言像是亞洲產品。
No...no...no, he shouldn't limit himself. You know, he should endorse something the whole world likes.
不...不...不，他不應該限制自己。你知道，他應該代言一些全世界都會喜歡的東西。
Like what?
像是什麼？
My name is Jeremy Lin and I love puppies—abandoned puppies. Come save one today.
我的名字是林書豪，我愛小狗狗──被遺棄的小狗狗。今天就來拯救一隻狗狗。
All right, that's enough guys. I just wanna play basketball. All these other stuff is secondary. So, can we get back to practicing?
好了，夠了大家。我只想打籃球。這些其他東西都是其次的。那，我們可以回去練習了嗎？
Sorry. Yeah, you're right.
抱歉。對，你是對的。
All right. Yo, let's do some drills. I'll be Nash.
好吧。呦，我們來做些訓練。我來當 Nash。
You can't be Nash.
你不能當 Nash。
Why not?
為啥不行？
Because Nash is... He's way taller than you.
因為 Nash 是...他比你高太多了。
Oh, okay, yeah...you're right. I'll be Kobe.
喔，好吧，對...你是對的。我當 Kobe 吧。
Okay, I'll be Nash.
好啊，我當 Nash。
No, I'll be Nash. Come on, Jeremy. We got work to do.
不，我來當 Nash。來吧，Jeremy。我們還有訓練要做。
See you, guys.
再見啦，大夥們。
He'll be Nash?
他來當 Nash？
註一：Jeremiah 是《聖經》中的一位先知，因為音似林書豪的名字 Jeremy，在這裡刻意將此當做另一位雙胞胎兄弟的名字。
- 「採取行動、冒險嘗試」- Take The Plunge
So, come in and take the plunge, and save big, because the prizes are "linsane."
所以，請進來冒險看看，然後省下大錢，因為價格是「林瘋了」。
