My name's Jeff. And...I'm an Instagram husband. Behind every cute girl on Instagram is a guy like me...and a brick wall.
我的名字是 Jeff。然後...我是一個 Instagram 老公。每個 Instagram 正妹背後都是一個像我這樣的男人...還有一面磚牆。
My name's Trey—I'm an Instagram husband. I've had to delete to all of the apps off my phone just to make more room for more photos.
我的名字是 Trey－－我是一個 Instagram 老公。我曾得把手機上所有應用程式刪掉，只為了空出更多容量來放更多照片。
Hi, I'm Nate, and I'm an Instagram husband. I love my life so much...!
嗨，我是 Nate，我是一個 Instagram 老公。我好愛我的生活啊...!
My job in pictures is to make her look good.
我在相片裡的工作就是讓她看起來漂亮。
I want you to just take a picture like...like, higher. No, higher. Higher. Higher! Babe! Higher!
我想要你就拍張照片...高一點。不對，高一點。再高。再高!北鼻!再高點!
I'm basically a human selfie stick. Go... Last year for Christmas, I actually got her a selfie stick, and then she got mad at me because she thought I was just trying to get out of taking photos. Of course I'm trying to get out of taking your f***ing photo!
我基本上就是個人肉自拍棒。走... 去年聖誕節，我真的買一支自拍棒給她，然後她就對我發火，因為她覺得我只是想要躲掉拍照的工作。我當然是在試著逃避幫妳拍那些該死的照片啊!
What are you doing in here? Taking a picture of all your stuff? Yeah, this is a good moment. I support that! Oh, wait! Just a second. I should probably comment on this. It helps me out if I'm the first one to comment. Cuuuuuuute!
妳在這幹嘛？幫妳全部的東西拍照？嗯，這是個美好時刻。我支持!噢，等等!一下下就好。我最好在這上面留言一下。搶頭香留言會幫我省掉麻煩。好口口口口愛!
It's...become a pretty big problem. Umm...we take so long to get anywhere, because we're taking pictures of our feet.
這已經...變成一個滿大的問題了。呃...我們到哪都要花很多時間，因為我們在拍我們的腳。
Oh! Shoe pic, shoe pic! No, this one's better. No, no! Stop, stop! Move your foot. Okay, can we hold hands? One more, one more. I like this leaf right here.
噢!照鞋子、照鞋子!不對，這張比較好。不、不!停、停下來!腳移一下。好，我們可以牽手嗎？再一張、再一張。我喜歡這裡這片樹葉。
Yeah, we used to eat our food... And now we just take pictures of it.
對啊，我們以前都會好好吃東西... 現在我們只是幫食物拍照。
No! You can't do that! I haven't taken a shot of that yet! God! We have to show everybody how much we enjoy our lives together.
不!你不可以那樣!我還沒幫那拍照耶!天啊!我們得給大家看看我們有多享受我們的生活啊。
Yeah, it's really enjoyable.
對啊，真的很享受。
If you or someone you know is an Instagram husband, help is out there. Go to instagramhusband.com and see how millions of men just like you have found hope.
如果你或你認識的人是個 Instagram 老公，協助就在那。到 instagramhusband.com，看看數百萬個和你一樣的男人如何找到希望。
I'm an Instagram husband.
我是一個 Instagram 老公。
I'm an Instagram husband.
我是一個 Instagram 老公。
I am an Instagram husband.
我是一個 Instagram 老公。
I'm an Instagram husband.
我是一個 Instagram 老公。
Babe!
北鼻!
Find help today at instagramhusband.com.
今天就到 instagramhusband.com 尋求協助。
- 「生氣、發火」- Get Mad
Last year for Christmas, I actually got her a selfie stick, and then she got mad at me...
去年聖誕節，我真的買一支自拍棒給她，然後她就對我發火... - 「逃避、擺脫」- Get Out Of
...and then she got mad at me because she thought I was just trying to get out of taking photos.
...然後她就對我發火，因為她覺得我只是想要躲掉拍照的工作。 - 「幫助...擺脫困難」- Help Out
It helps me out if I'm the first one to comment.
搶頭香留言會幫我省掉麻煩。
