Ready? We're rolling. Okay. Ralph, can you mark it, please?
Do you want me to click it now?
Yep. Go for it. Go on.
Oh, it's like in the movies.
All righty, so, um, my name's Ralph. Um, I'm a rabbit, as you can see. I'm blind in my right eye, and this ear can't hear nothing but ringing now. Yeah. It's annoying, isn't it? Yeah.
So, I have my fur shaved and got chemical burns up and down my back. Kind of stings. But it's not a big deal. I mean, only really hurts when I, like, breathe or move around or whatever. Ah, yeah, ouch! Yeah, that hurts. But at the end of the day, I mean, it's okay. We do it for the humans, right? They're far superior to us animals; they've even been to space. Have you ever seen a rabbit in a rocket ship? I don't think so.
Point is, I'm not a space bunny; I'm a tester. My daddy was a tester. My mom, my brothers, my sisters, my kids...all testers. And they all died doing their job. Just like I will. That's okay. This thing is what we're born to do; it makes us rabbits happy. Yeah. Time to get to work.
Now, I know it looks bad, but the way I see it, I am doing my job. If just one human can have the illusion of a safer lipstick or deodorant or...
Hey, Ralphie! Psst, Ralphie! What's with the camera crew, bro?
They just follow me around, making a documentary or something.
Can you ask him to get us outta here?
Yeah. What will it take? Please!
Come on, Ralphie! Just ask him to get us outta here. I don't wanna die, man. Ralphie!
Okay, I hear you. You could...you can edit that out, right? Uh, here we go.
Don't touch him! Stop! Help!
So, um, so, in closing, I'd just like to say that—
Sorry, Ralph. We're over here. Can you turn around?
That's all right.
Is this better?
Yeah. Yep. Carry on, mate.
Okay. So, yeah, I'd just like to say to everyone out there still buying animal-tested cosmetics like eyeliner, shampoo, sunscreen...pretty much everything in your bathroom. Well, without you and countries that allow animal testing, I'd be out of a job. I'd be on the streets. Well, not the "streets." It's more like a field, I guess. You know, like a normal rabbit. But, hey...
It's all good.
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