Adam Levine:
YOLO
YOLO
Andy:
YOLO, You Only Live Once.
YOLO，你只活一次。
The battle cry of a generation.
一個世代的戰鬥口號。
This life is a precious gift.
這一生是個稀有禮物。
So don't get too crazy. It's not worth the risk.
所以不要太瘋狂。不值得冒這樣的險。
Adam Levine:
You know that we are still young.
你知道我們都還年輕。
So don't be dumb.
所以不要傻傻地。
Don't trust anyone, because you only live once.
不要相信任何人，因為你只活一次。
Kiv:
Ugh, you only live once. That's the motto.
啊，你只活一次。那就是座右銘。(註一)
So take a chill pill, ease off the throttle.
所以冷靜一點，鬆開油門(別衝太快)。
Jorm:
Never go to loud clubs, because it's bad for your ears.
千萬別去吵鬧的夜店，因為那對你的聽力不好。
Your friends will all be sorry when they can't hear.
你的朋友們通通會感到遺憾，當他們聽不到的時候。
Andy:
And stay the hell away from drugs because they are not legal.
還有天殺的遠離那些毒品，因為它們並非合法。
Then bury all your money in the backyard like a beagle.
然後在後院把你所有的錢給埋起來，像隻米格魯一樣。
Kiv:
You should never trust a bank. They've been known to fail.
你永遠不該相信銀行。他們已臭名遠播。
And never travel by car, a bus, boat or by rail.
還有千萬別坐車旅行，坐巴士，坐船或坐火車。
Jorm:
And don't travel by plane. And don't travel at all.
也不要搭飛機旅行。那根本別旅行吧。
Build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls.
蓋一座防空地下室，有鈦金屬製的牆。
Andy:
And wear titanium suits in case pianos fall on ya.
還要穿鈦金屬裝，以免鋼琴砸到尼(ya是you的口語說法)。
And never go in saunas because they're crawlin' with piranhas.
還有千萬別去桑拿，因為裡頭爬滿了食人魚。
Kiv:
And never take the stairs, because they're often unsafe.
還有千萬不要爬樓梯，因為他們時常不安全。
You only live once. Don't let it go to waste.
你只活一次。別讓它白白浪費。
Adam Levine:
You know that we are still young.
你知道我們還年輕。
So hold off on the fun.
所以玩樂先放一邊。
Cook your meat 'til it's done, because you only live once.
烹煮肉類直到全熟，因為你只活一次。
Jorm:
Yeah, and here's another piece of advice:
對，這還有另一個建議：
Stay away from kids, because their hair is filled with mad lice.
遠離小孩子，因為他們的頭髮滿布瘋狂的頭蝨。(註二)
Andy:
There's no such thing as too much Purell.
沒有用太多Purell(美國乾洗手最大品牌)這回事。
This is a cautionary tale, word to George Orwell.
這是個警世故事，喬治歐威爾(英國作家，《1984》作者)說的 。
Kiv:
So don't 1984 force any plugs into sockets.
別學《1984》硬將隨意插頭差上插座(玩弄小說裡的文字，force any plugs into sockets是很危險的，好孩子不要學)。
Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it.
總是穿上一條貞操帶，還要上三段鎖。
Jorm:
Then hire a taster. Make him check your food for poison.
然後雇用一名試吃員。要他檢驗食物是否有毒。
And if you think your mailman is a spy, then destroy him.
而如果你認為你的郵差是名間諜，那就殺人滅口。
Andy:
No blankets or pajamas, they can choke you in your sleep.
別用毛毯或睡衣，睡覺時它們會讓你窒息。
Two words about furniture: killing machines.
關於家具就是四個字：殺人機器。
Kiv:
Board your windows up. The sun is bad for your health.
用木條封住窗戶。陽光對你的健康有害。
And always wear a straight-jacket, so you're safe from yourself.
並記得隨時穿件約束衣(給狂暴的精神病患、囚犯穿的帆布製緊身衣)，以避免你傷害自己。
Kendrick Lamar:
(Uh huh) Take no chances (no chances) Stop freelancin' (right now)
(啊哈)不要冒險(別冒險)停止當自由工作者(立刻)
Invest in your future. Don't dilute your finances (uh huh)
投資在你的未來上。不要稀釋了你的資金(嗯哼)
401K, make sure it's low risk.
401K(美國退休福利計劃)，確保它是低風險。
Then get some real estate (how much?)
然後要置些房產(多少錢？)
4.2% 30-year mortgage, that's important. That's a great deal.
4.2趴 30年房貸，那很重要。那是個好價碼。
And if you can't afford it, don't forge it on your last bill.
而如果你無法負擔，別指望你最後一張鈔票(別勉強)。
Renting is for suckers right now.
現在租屋是呆子做的事。
A dependable savings...and you'll retire with money in your account. Beast.
有一筆可靠的儲蓄...然後你會退休時賬戶飽飽。搞定(Kendrick認為只有野獸才能給副歌結尾，就像他自己一樣)。
All:
YOLO, say no no.
YOLO，說不、不。
Isolate yourself and just roll solo. Be care-folo.
把自己隔離開，就上演獨角戲。要謹慎唷(careful為了押韻改唱care-folo)。
You Oughta Look Out also stands for YOLO.
「你得小心唷(You Oughta Look Out)」，同時也代表著YOLO。
Adam Levine:
You know that we are still young.
你知道我們都還年輕。
Burn the prints off your thumbs.
將你的大拇指指紋燒掉。
Then pull out all your teeth, so you can't bite your tongue.
然後拔光你的牙齒，你就無法咬舌頭。
Only on this earth for a short time, time.
在這地球上只有短短一段時光、時光。
So don't go outside, cause you don't want to die, die.
所以別出門 ，因為你還不想上天堂、天堂。
Just take our advice and hide and scream YOLO to the sky.
就採納我們的建議 然後躲起來，然後對天空大喊YOLO。
Andy:
YOU OUGHTA LOOK OUT.
你得小心唷。
註一：YOLO (You Only Live Once)是美國最近非常發燒的一句口頭禪。當紅歌手Drake在2011年年底推出的專輯《Take Care》中，有一首主打歌叫做 "The Motto"，歌詞提到「You only live once. That’s the motto nigga, YOLO」。從此YOLO, You Only Live Once(你只活一次，所以請及時行樂)這樣的概念便在美國社會廣為流傳。
註二：這裡說要遠離小朋友的梗是引自美國當紅諧星Donald Glover在他的《Weirdo》秀裡面提到的一段話，他開小朋友的玩笑，說他們都是小小希特勒，非常恐怖，要我們小心不要接近小朋友。
