These are my Christmas jammies
這些是我的聖誕睡衣
It's a Holder night
這是屬於Holder家的一晚
2013 in review
2013回顧
Video Christmas card part two
聖誕問候影片第二發
Dancing in the front yard night and day
從早到晚在前院跳舞
And the neighbors walk by, and this is what they say,
鄰居經過，這是他們說的話：
"Are these Christmas jammies?"
「這些是聖誕睡衣嗎？」
They are Christmas jammies
它們是聖誕睡衣
Check it out! We just bought a Prius V
瞧瞧!我們剛買了一台Prius V (Toyota車種)
And it matches these perfectly
它和這些睡衣完美契合
Wearing Christmas jammies
穿著聖誕睡衣
Now for Lola, 2013 was full-speed ahead
現在說說Lola，2013是全速前進
She now has a medal hanging over her bed
她現在有面獎牌掛在她的床頭上方
Because she ran a triathlon, and somehow
因為她去跑了鐵人三項，不知怎的
She looked like she was having fun
她看起來好像玩得很愉快
She can count to 100 in Chinese
她可以用中文數到一百
And she can now read books about as thick as this
她現在可以讀大概像這一樣厚的書
And if you wanna pay a visit to Lola's room
如果你想參觀Lola的房間
You best get ready for a Rainbow Loom
最好準備看到彩虹手鍊
Looming in the room while shaking your thing
在房間一邊織手鍊一邊搖你的屁屁
She can play the piano and can also sing,
她會談鋼琴，也會唱歌：
"In my Christmas jammies!"
「穿著我的聖誕睡衣!」
My jammies fit me just right
我的睡衣恰恰好服貼
But my daddy's are a little tight
但我爹地的有一點緊
Penn Charles turning four, safe to say he wears superhero shirts every day
Penn Charles要四歲了，說他每天都穿著超人衣服也不為過
Is he smart in school?
他在學校聰明嗎？
Kind of hard to tell, because he just bats his eyes and all the teachers melt
有點難說，因為他只要眨眨眼睛，所有的老師們就會融化
And in case you didn't see it, well we're sure it's pretty vital
以防你沒看到，嗯，我們確信那蠻重要的
That he dressed up like a chief and shook his hips in a recital
就是他穿得像酋長一樣在舞蹈演出會上搖他的屁屁
And now Penn's taking a hip hop class
現在Penny在上嘻哈課
That musical ability is growing fast, kick it!
音樂天份快速成長，開始!
Christmas jammies
聖誕睡衣
I love you so much
我好愛你
We know they look ridiculous
我們知道它們看起來很荒謬
That's why no one would dance with us
那也是為什麼沒人會跟我們跳舞
We're wearing Christmas jammies
我們穿著聖誕睡衣
How about downtown?
城裡如何呢？
That's where all the hipsters go
那是所有趕時髦的人去的地方
Drinking the IPAs and staring at their phones
喝著印度淡啤酒並盯著手機看
Look at my Christmas jammies!
看看我的聖誕睡衣!
Hashtag xmasjammies
用Hashtag標籤聖誕睡衣
What a year for Kim
對Kim來說好重大的一年
For starters, she met him, got a part in Iron Man 3.
首先，她遇到他，得到《鋼鐵人3》的一個角色
And then she spent a whole day with RDJ, and the result—right there
然後她和小勞勃道尼在一起一整天，成果－－就在這
"That's me!"
「那是我!」
Even tougher to beat was her fitness feat
她在健身上的壯舉甚至更難以超越
The Rally Ironman 70.3
鐵人三項70.3大賽
Even though she got punched in the face near the start of the race
雖然她在比賽一開始臉上被人打了一拳
She still finished in 6:40
她還是以六小時四十分成績完賽
Rolling in the car going 25
在車上搖搖擺擺時速25英哩(約40公里)
And pushing the stroller up Northfolk Drive
推著推車走上Northfolk車道
These are Christmas jammies
這是聖誕睡衣
Look at my Christmas jammies
看看我的聖誕睡衣
There's room for child number three
還有空間給第三個孩子
But I can't, I just had a vasectomy
但我不行，我才剛剛結紮
Recovering was easier in these Christmas jammies
穿著這些聖誕睡衣恢復更容易些
Well, I think that maybe we should end with a multiple choice of what happened to Penn
這個嘛，我想也許我們應該用Penn發生些什麼事的複選題來作結
Did he A. Run the same race as me
他有沒有(A)和我參加一樣的比賽
B. Have a tiny role in Iron Man 3
(B)在《鋼鐵人3》裡演個小角色
(I mean like, tiny. The role was so small)
(我是說像，很小的。那角色非常小)
(and short, was just, I mean you have to...we cannot blink)
(又很短，就只是，我是說你必須...我們不能眨眼)
C. Quiz the Governor about this first term
(C)針對州長第一任期向他提問
And D. Cut his knee while doing the worm
(D)跳蟲蟲舞時傷到膝蓋
E. Take up CrossFit and fall in love
(E)嘗試CrossFit健身計畫，然後就愛上了
Well the answer is F. All of the Above
嗯，答案是(F)以上皆是
But the biggest thing is what happens next
最重大的事情是接下來要發生的事
Next month he's stepping off the anchor's desk
下個月他要走下主播台
It's the biggest decision of his life
這是他人生最重大的決定
He's gonna quit his job and come work with his wife
他要辭掉工作，並和他的太太一起工作
We'll be making videos just like this for politicians and company
我們會為政治人物及公司行號製作像這樣的影片
Then we'll do it in these jammies
然後我們會穿著這些睡衣做
In these Christmas jammies
穿著這些聖誕睡衣
He is hoping that all goes well
他希望一切順利
but what will I do with all this jell
但我要拿這全部的果凍做些什麼呢
Presents for our neighbors
給鄰居當禮物
In our Christmas jammies
穿著我們的聖誕睡衣
Merry Christmas
聖誕快樂
We love you all
我們愛你們
Visit TheGreenroom.com for more videos like this
到TheGreenroom.com看更多像這樣的影片
You can also check out my new blog: the pennternet.com
你也可以看看我新的部落格：pennternet.com
Because you know, I've always wanted my own Internet
因為你知道，我一直都想要有個自己的網路
We're gonna try this one more time, okay?
我們要再試試這個，好嗎？
Okay
好的
