First, there was the board. Then, there was the skateboard. Then, there was the skateboard with steering. And now, for the first time ever...
首先，我們有了木板。然後，我們有了滑板。再然後，我們有了轉向滑板。而現在，開天闢地以來第一次...
It's here.
到了。
The C.A.R.D.BOARD!
厚紙滑板!
The C.A.R.D.BOARD, also known as the CyBord AirBord Rolling Device, is the future of transportation.
厚紙滑板，又名飛天滾地滑動裝置，是交通界未來的希望。
Why walk, when you could be not walking? Step after step after step... Aren't you sick of it yet? Wouldn't you rather just be on wheels all the time? Well, with the C.A.R.D.BOARD, you'll never not not be on wheels again.
如果不用走，幹嘛還要走？一步兩步三步... 不嫌煩嗎？不想時時刻刻有輪子作伴嗎？現在，有了厚紙滑板，你再也不用擔心輪子離你而去。
So, what will it cost?
那麼，厚紙滑板怎麼賣？
Similar products will cost you an arm and a leg. But thanks to the C.A.R.D.BOARD's advanced design, it won't cost you any body parts at all. Just cash!
類似商品可能會貴到要你賣手又賣腳。不過，由於厚紙滑板技術先進，你不用賣掉任何身體部位。給錢就好!
And did we mention that the C.A.R.D.BOARD is completely customizable?
另外我們提過厚紙滑板可以百分百客製化嗎？
Of course we haven't! We're only at that part now.
當然還沒啊!我才正要說。
Well, the C.A.R.D.BOARD is completely customizable. You'll never have the same C.A.R.D.BOARD as someone else with our crazy selection of colors, such as brown, dark brown, faded brown, wet brown, shiny brown, tear-a-brown, eye brown, hot brown, Cleveland brown.
是的，厚紙滑板可以百分百客製化。你永遠不用擔心撞色問題，因為我們有超狂的顏色系列，例如褐色、深褐色、褪褐色、濕褐色、閃亮亮褐色、稀巴爛褐色、眼眉毛褐色、火燙燙褐色、克利夫蘭褐色。
And for the really daring, you can even get it in red, yellow, or blue—all mixed together to create a nice, prominent brown!
如果你膽子夠大，還可以找出紅色、黃色或藍色顏料－－全部混在一起，攪成令人驚艷的美麗褐色!
But that's not all! You'll also be able to customize the safety straps as well, and not to mention, the headlights and taillights too.
不只這樣!你還可以客製化安全綁帶，更不用說頭燈和尾燈。
So, how does it work?
那麼，厚紙滑板的原理是什麼？
Now, I know what you're thinking: The C.A.R.D.BOARD literally defies gravity.
現在，我知道你在想什麼：厚紙滑板本身就有對抗地心引力的能力。
So, does it really work? Well, the answer is simple—definitely, maybe, it might?
所以，厚紙滑板會成功嗎？嗯，答案很簡單－－絕對，也許，可能吧？
You see, gravity is nothing more than a science word, and so is the word oxygen, also known as O2 to most scientists—meaning there's two Os, tools. And tools are what makes things work, proving that the C.A.R.D.BOARD indeed works.
你看，地心引力不過是個科學名詞，就跟氧氣一樣，而氧氣被大部分科學家稱為 O2－－也就是兩個 O，跟工具 tool 一樣有 2 個 O。因為工具能幫助物件運作，也就證明了厚紙滑板的確行得通。
The only place the C.A.R.D.BOARD wouldn't defy gravity is in space, because there's no oxygen.
厚紙滑板唯一無法對抗地心引力的地方就是外太空，因為那裡沒有氧氣。
So, how can you get the C.A.R.D.BOARD?
那麼，在哪裡可以買到厚紙滑板呢？
Unfortunately, it's not available yet. We've been having a really hard time funding our Kickstarter campaign because of all the homophobic commenter trolls that keep saying the C.A.R.D.BOARD is fake and gay.
很不幸地，現在還買不到。我們在 Kickstarter 募資時遇上很多困難，因為一大票恐同酸民不停留言說厚紙滑板又假又蠢。
But before you type that in this video, let me ask you this: Does this look fake to you?
但你留下這樣子的評論之前，先讓我問問：厚紙滑板看起來很假嗎？
Exactly! Fake and gay? More like real and gay!
對嘛!又假又蠢？明明又真實又吸引人!
So, how can you help?
那麼，你可以幫上什麼忙呢？
Now that you know all the facts and information, you now have a choice...
既然你已經知道所有真相跟資訊，你現在有一個選擇...
Nay.
不。
... a decision...
...一個決定...
Nay.
不。
... a responsibility...
...一份使命...
Nay. Nay.
不。不。
...to help us make this world a better place by bringing the C.A.R.D.BOARD to reality.
...可以幫助我們實現厚紙滑板的夢、創造更美好的世界。
All you have to do is go to our Kickstarter campaign and donate as much as you can. Whether it's just a little bit or a lot, as long as it's a lot, we'll take it, because without you, the C.A.R.D.BOARD is just Silly Nelly. It's only just a dream. So, donate now, and bring the C.A.R.D.BOARD to life.
你只要到我們的 Kickstarter 頁面，盡量捐錢就行了。不管是有點多還是非常多，只要捐得夠多，我們都可以接受，因為沒有你們的幫忙，厚紙滑板不過是癡心妄想。只是個夢罷了。所以說，現在就捐點錢，一起讓厚紙滑板變成真實吧。
And before you know it, we could all be looking like this.
世界可能在你尚未察覺的時候，就已經變成了這樣。
Oh yeah, it's a Transformer as well, too.
對沒錯，厚紙滑板也是變形金剛。
Ta-da!
搭啦!
- 「討厭、厭倦」- Be Sick Of
Aren't you sick of it yet?
不嫌煩嗎？ - 「一大筆錢、代價昂貴」- An Arm And A Leg
Similar products will cost you an arm and a leg.
類似商品可能會貴到要你賣手又賣腳。 - 「更不用說」- Not To Mention
You'll also be able to customize the safety straps as well, and not to mention, the headlights and taillights too.
你還可以客製化安全綁帶，更不用說頭燈和尾燈。
