Tonight we witness the final contest.
今晚我們要見證最後一場辯論。
Two men enter, and two men shall leave...
兩個男人來參加，而兩個男人應該離開...
But each must answer now my question three...
但現在兩人都得回答我的第三個問題。
Yeah! Wooh! Alright! Alright! OK! Now...
耶!呼!好耶!好耶!OK!現在...
How could we ship all these jobs to Shanghai when America invented the chicken pot pie?
我們怎麼可以把所有這些工作送到上海去？是美國發明了酥皮雞肉派欸!
We have brought cases against China for violating trade rules.
我們已經對中國提出違反貿易條款的指控。
We are gonna insist that China plays by the same rules.
我們堅持中國得遵守一樣的遊戲規則。
They're hacking into our computers, counterfeiting our goods,
他們正在駭進我們的電腦裡面，仿冒我們的產品，
Stealing our intellectual property, our patents, our designs.
偷我們的智慧財產，我們的專利，我們的設計。
DAMN!
哇靠!
China's a potential partner if it's following the rules.
如果遵守規則的話，中國是位有潛力的夥伴。
We wanted to trade with them, but you gotta play by the rules.
我們想和他們交易，但你得照遊戲規則走。
Now that we're finally bringing troops home.
現在我們終於要把軍隊撤回來。
Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone?
難道阿富汗只剩下自己的時候，他們不會覺得孤獨嗎？
When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country...
當阿富汗自己完全可以保衛他們自己的國家時...
YEAH!
耶!
There's no reason why Americans should die.
美國人沒有該去送死的理由。
The Taliban, they're gonna come rushing back in when we go.
塔利班，當我們離開時，他們將會很快地捲土重來。
Ah-huh!
嗯哼!
The Afghan forces have to be able to provide security.
阿富汗軍隊必須能夠提供安全保障。
Why should you run the show?
為什麼該讓你坐上大位？
We decimated al-Qaida's core.
我們剷除了蓋達組織的核心。
Tell us because we need to know.
就告訴我們吧，因為我們需要了解。
I wanna bring jobs back to our shores.
我想把工作帶回美國本土。
Two more weeks until we vote.
還有兩個星期我們就要投票。
We need to have strong allies.
我們需要強而有力的同盟國。
Who can really run the show?
誰可以真的坐上大位？
My strategy's to go after the bad guys.
我的策略是追擊壞人。
Is the threat from Iran getting overblown?
伊朗的威脅是否被過度渲染了？
Or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones?
還是我應該用我的Xbox，開無人戰鬥機去轟炸他們？
Their economy is in shambles.
他們的經濟岌岌可危。
We organized the strongest sanctions in history.
我們安排了史上最激烈的國際制裁。
Crippling sanctions do work.
癱瘓式的國際制裁的確有效。
You're seeing it now.
你現在可以看得到。
I'm glad Romney agrees.
我很高興羅姆尼同意。
They wanna see Israel wiped off the map.
他們想看到以色列從地圖上消失。
If Israel's attacked, we have their back.
如果以色列被攻擊，我們會罩他們。
Israel's a true friend.
以色列是個真朋友。
America will stand with them.
美國會跟他們站在同一陣線。
Should we increase our military size,
我們應該強化軍力規模，
so we can keep killing every single bad guy?
讓我們能夠殺死所有的壞蛋嗎？
Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917.
我們的海軍比1917年以來的任何時候都弱。
I wanna make sure that we have the ships that are required by our navy.
我想確保我們有海軍要求的船隻。
You mentioned that we have fewer ships.
你提到我們船隻減少。
We also have fewer horses and bayonets,
我們的馬匹和刺刀也都減少了，
because our military's changed.
因為我們的軍隊有所改變了。
Why should you run the show?
為什麼該讓你坐上大位？
We decimated al-Qaida's core.
我們剷除了蓋達組織的核心。
Tell us because we need to know.
就告訴我們吧，我們需要了解。
I want to bring jobs back to our shores.
我想把工作帶回美國本土。
Two more weeks until we vote.
還有兩個星期我們就要投票。
We need to have strong allies.
我們需要強而有力的同盟國。
Who can really run the show?
誰可以真的坐上大位？
My strategy's to go after the bad guys.
我的策略是追擊壞人。
WOOH!
呼!
Thank you.
謝謝你。
Thank you so much.
非常感謝。
Thank you.
謝謝你。
Thank you.
謝謝你。
Thank you. Good job!
謝謝你。幹得好!
That's all, folks!
就這樣了，大夥們!
Schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home.
Schieffer(主持人Bob Schieffer)先閃了，現在我要回家了。
(It's) been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on.
真是漫長的一天，該是我喝個爛醉(黑人俚語：把drink念成drank)的時候了。
Ninety minutes I've been spitting bout our foreign policy.
關於我們的對外政策，我不停的噴了九十分鐘口水。
Ninety minutes I'll be sipping on a glass of Hennessy.
所以我要啜飲九十分鐘的軒尼詩白蘭地。
Let me leave you with a thought from my mom:
我要留給你一個我老媽的想法：
Go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong.
出去投票，讓你自我感覺良好。
Schmoyoho, Accent on the Yo.
Schmoyoho, YouTube之聲。
Debates are better as musicals.
歌舞辯論才精彩。
Schmoyoho, Accent on the Yo.
Schmoyoho, YouTube之聲。
Whoever sings best gets four years to run the show.
誰唱得比較好就有四年做總統。
Appoint judges!
雇用法官!
The show... Play golf!
總統...打高爾夫!
The show... Bring kids to work!
總統...帶孩子去工作!
The show... Sign some balls.
總統...簽幾顆籃球!
If you wanna see the other ones, click here, and watching the "Behind the Scenes" would be a good idea.
如果你想看其他的，點這裡，看「幕後花絮」是個好點子。
And there are shirts too, in case wearing it to something you like to do. YEAH!
也有出衣服，免得你要穿去做想做的事情。耶!
