Here you go, buddy!
交給你了,老兄!
WHEN TWO LACROSSE COACHES SPOTTED ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS...
當兩位長曲棍球教練看到一位他們的球員...
It's my birthday.
今天我生日。
It's something.
這很重要。
CHEATING THE SOUTHWEST AIRLINES BOARDING SYSTEM...
矇騙西南航空的登機系統...
A SIMPLE FLIGHT TO A SUMMER TOURNAMENT BECAME...
一次簡單的前往夏季聯賽的搭機旅行變成...
A LESSON IN MANNERS...
一堂禮儀...
AND HUMILITY.
以及謙卑的課程。
I'll be the only thing you need. Stay on right there, right there, right there in front of everybody!
有我就夠了。就留在那邊,那裡,那邊站在大家前面!
Oh, come on!
噢,拜託!
Go ahead! I'm not doing this! You're ok! It's not for me to do! I apologize!
開始吧!我不要這樣!你可以的!這不是我該做的!我道歉!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
不不不不不不!
My fellow travelers... Today, I come to you with great remorse.
我的旅行朋友們...今天,我在這裡充滿懺悔之心。
During the boarding process, I took advantage of this airline's kindness.
在登機的過程中,我利用了這航空公司的好意佔便宜。
While some of my teammates were called to the front of the line, I was not, and yet, I cut in line and took a seat that rightfully belonged to one of you good people.
當我的一些隊友被叫到隊伍的前面時,我沒被叫到,然而,我插隊並佔了你們中某個人的位置。
(Boo!)
(噓聲)
This is not how my coaches, teammates or parents expect me to behave.
這不是我的教練、隊友或父母親期望我應有的表現。
And for all of this, I apologize.
為了所有這些事情,我道歉。
I hope, uh... I'm sorry...
我希望,啊...我很抱歉...
I hope you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me, for I am just a young man that thinks I am smarter than I am.
我希望你們都可以打從心裡原諒我,因為我只是個自以為聰明的年輕人。
Enjoy your flight, and remember: fly Southwest, because they let my coach do this for me.
享受你們的旅程,記得:坐西南航空,因為他們讓我的教練為我這樣做。
Thank you Matt.
謝謝你Matt。
(laughter & applause)
(爆笑&掌聲鼓勵)
- 「停留、滯留」- Stay On
He stayed on in the village, and decided to become an artist at twenty-seven years old.
他留在村子裡,並在二十七歲的時候,決定當個藝術家。 - 「利用」- Take Advantage Of
So take advantage of that window of time.
所以要好好利用那階段的時間。