Oh...!
喔...!
Hey, uh—hey, guys, I actually have to head out right now. I'll see you guys later?
嘿，呃－－嘿大家，我其實現在得走了。晚點見？
Yeah, yeah. I love you, man.
嗯，好。愛你，老兄。
I love you, my bro. I love you. Love you guys.
愛你，兄弟。我愛你。愛你們大家。
I love you. I really love you.
我愛你。我真的愛你。
I love you.
我才愛你。
What are you doing?
你幹什麼？
What?
什麼？
Why are you showing so much affection for each other? It's...weird.
你們大家做什麼那麼肉麻？這樣很...怪耶。
No. We're friends. I mean, we're best friends. You know? It's like, um... What is that word? What is that one word I saw in that one video?
才不會。我們是朋友啊。我是說，我們是麻吉耶。你瞭嗎？就像是，嗯... 那怎麼說？有一個我在一部影片裡看到的詞是什麼？
Bromance
好基友
Bromance
好基友
It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre
就像阿姆和 Dr. Dre(繞舌歌手)
If I love you more, I might be gay
如果我再更愛你，我可能是同志
And when I'm feeling down, you know just what to say
我心情不好，你知道說什麼好
You're my homie
你是我好兄弟
Yeah, you know me
沒錯，你懂我
And if you ever need a wingman, I'd let any girl blow me off
如果你需要幫手，我會讓任何女生放鳥我
Because you're more important than the rest
因為你比什麼都重要
I confess
我承認
I'm a mess
我一團糟
If I'm not hanging with my BFF
如果沒有和我死黨在一起的時候
You know it's true
你知道這是真的
You're my male boo
你是我的男版另一半
Now sing the chorus with me if you're feeling the same way too
如果你有同感現在就跟我一起唱副歌
Bromance
好基友
Nothing really gay about it
其中沒有什麼基情
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
不是說當甲甲有什麼不對
Bromance
好基友
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
不用丟臉或隱瞞
I love you
我愛你
In the most heterosexual way
用最直男的方式
Hold me
抱住我
To a promise that I'll be the kind of friend that in the end will always keep you company
承諾做永遠守護你的朋友
Because when the world gets tough
因為當世道變艱難
And times get hard
時機不好混
I will always love you
我會永遠愛你
I'll be your bodyguard
當你隨身保鑣
Because you're my bestie
因為你是我的好捧油
And if you test me
如果你測試我
I'll prove it time and time again
我會一次次證明
I've got your back until the end
我到最後都挺你
A brother from another mother
不同老媽生的兄弟
Never knew how much I love you
從來不知我多愛你
Till I started singing this song
直到我開始唱這首歌
Bromance
好基友
Nothing really gay about it
其中沒有什麼基情
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
不是說當甲甲有什麼不對
Bromance
好基友
You shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
不用丟臉或隱瞞
I love you
我愛你
In the most heterosexual way
用最直男的方式
And now that I've told you how I feel
現在我都告訴你我的感覺了
I hope you feel the same way too
希望你也有同感
But if you don't, this song was just a joke
但如果你沒有，這首歌就只是玩笑而已
But if you do
但如果你也這麼覺得
I love you
我愛你
Bromance
好基友
Nothing really gay about it
其中沒有什麼基情
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
不是說當甲甲有什麼不對
Bromance
好基友
You shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
不用丟臉或隱瞞
I love you
我愛你
In the most heterosexual way
用最直男的方式
I love you, bro.
我愛你，兄弟。
Oh! I get it now.
喔!我現在懂了。
Yeah! I love you, bro.
沒錯!我愛你，兄弟。
I love you too, man.
老兄，我也愛你。
What are you doing?!
你做什麼？!
No!!!
不!!!
That was my lower back!
那是我的腰耶!
Why would you touch his lower back?
你為什麼要摸他的腰？
You've changed.
你變了。
You've changed, dude.
老兄，你變了。
Too far!
太超過了!
What's wrong with you?!
你有什麼毛病啊？!
Why?
為什麼？
I love you...in the most heterosexual way
我愛你...用最直男的方式
