So there's more than three million of you know, last year I bought two iPad2s, with the Facetime video chat and a little bit of the Duct Tape...
所以你們有超過三百萬人知道，去年我買了兩台iPad2，用Facetime影音視訊和一點點「大力膠」...
YouTuber Mark Rober...Mark Rober... A NASA engineer, his name is Mark Rober, he...
YouTube使用者Mark Rober...Mark Rober...一位美國太空總署的工程師，他的名字叫Mark Rober，他...
I created a costume that had basically blown a hole in my gut. So the most common reaction was, "Cool idea, bro, but I don't have twelve hundred dollars to spend on a Halloween costume."
我做了一套服裝基本上在我的腸子部位打穿了個洞。所以最普遍的反應是「很棒的點子，老兄，但我可沒有一千兩百美金可以花在萬聖節裝扮上。」
Or... as juiceypants27 put it: "I have a great idea for a costume too... All I need is two Aston Martins, a titanium donkey and a metric ton of rabbit fur."
或者...像是juiceypants27留言：「我也有個很棒的萬聖節服裝點子...我需要的只是兩台奧斯頓馬丁(天價超跑)，一隻白金驢子和一公噸的兔子毛。」
Douch-e, juiceypants, I apologize.
被發現了(註1)，juiceypants，我跟你道歉。
So for this year, all you need is some kind of Apple or Android mobile device...(Sorry Zack...) that can download a free APP called "digital dudz" that I created for some buddies. So I'm gonna go through a few really cool costumes you can make by accessing the interactive videos in the APP.
所以今年，你需要的只是某種Apple或android裝置...(抱歉了Zack...)(註2)那能夠下載一個我為一些好兄弟設計的，叫做「digital dudz」的免費APP。所以我要跟你討論幾個真的很酷的服裝，只要在這APP中使用互動視訊你就能做那些服裝。
For example, you take a video like this, combine it with the cool Muno shirt like this... So then you cut out his eye. You duct tape the device to the inside of the shirt. Play the animation, and then you're exactly this awesome. So here's a few more examples.
舉例來說，你用像這樣的一段影片，把它跟像這樣很酷的Muno衫(好萊塢紅牌：Junk Food Muno)結合在一起...因此接著你剪下他的眼睛。用大力膠把手機黏在衣服裡面。播放動畫，然後你就是真的這麼棒。所以這裡還有更多例子。
Now all these t-shirt designs are a hundred percent original. So if there's one you really like, you can access it through the APP or at digitaldudz.com. Here you can double tap, or even use your Apple headphones to extinguish and reignite the flame.
所有這些t-shirt設計百分之百都是原創的。所以如果有件你真的很喜歡的t-shirt，你可以從APP或digitaldudz.com上買到它。這裡你可以雙擊，或甚至用你的Apple耳機去熄滅並再次點燃火焰。
Halloween is just six days before the election. So wear this to show your support for one of these guys. Or...turn on Derp Mode to show your lack of support for one of these guys.
萬聖節只在總統大選前六天。所以穿上這個去展示你對這其中一人的支持。或者...打開「智障模式」去表達你不支持其中某人。
Here you can choose a picture that goes inside the crystal ball. So before the party, you just photoshop yourself and the woman in your dreams. And then when you see her there, you'd be like, "What? It's the future! What can you do?"
這裡你可以選一張照片放到水晶球裡面。在派對開始之前，你只要用Photoshop把你和你的夢中情人放在一起。然後當在那裡看到她，你就可以像是：「啥？這就是未來!你能怎麼辦？」
This one is straight up creepy awesome! So for the most of the animations, you guys have options to choose: things like eye color, music. There's always some way to interact with it. In this case you can hook up your Apple headphones and then inconspicuously click the trigger to have them start and stop. Or you could just double tap.
這個簡直就是恐怖至極了!所以對於大部分的動畫，你們有選擇權：像是眼睛顏色、音樂之類的東西。總是有辦法可以和它互動。這一款的你可以連上Apple耳機，然後不引人注意地按下開關啟動並停止它們。或者你可以就雙擊它。
So that's less than half the costumes. You'll actually find twelve more through the APP or digitaldudz.com, including my personal favorite: the freaking 80's cartoon bad guy picture frame, like from Scooby-doo.
所以那只是一半不到的服裝。你實際上可以從APP或digitaldudz.com上面再找到十二種服裝，包括我個人的最愛：80年代的卡通壞人相框，像是「史酷比」的。
But for the grand finale, I've got one, and it isn't even a shirt. It's called the iWound, and I designed it with my buddy Christian. You just play animation and then slip it in the pocket on the back, which is designed to snugly fit pretty much any size mobile device. And there you go!
但作為最終大結局，我有個東西，它甚至不是一件衣服。它叫做「iWound」，我和我好兄弟Christian一起設計出來的。你只要播放動畫然後把它塞進後面的口袋裡，這口袋是設計給幾乎任何大小的手機量身訂做的。那就對了!
Here's an example of costume I put together, ten minutes, with an old shirt, old tie, a little bit of red paint. Now iWound actually comes with double stick tape, so you could stick it directly to your body or you could just stick it to the back of your shirt. So my buddy Rahaad took the iWound down in public to see what they thought... And this is basically what they thought.
這是個我組合的萬聖節服裝例子，只要十分鐘，一件舊襯衫、舊領帶和一點紅色油漆。現在iWound實際上附有雙面膠，因此你可以直接把它黏到你身上，或者你可以把它黏在你的襯衫後面。所以我的好兄弟Rahaad把「iWound」帶到公開場合，看看他們怎麼想...而這基本上就是他們的想法。
Not again! Hmm...
不是又來了吧!嗯...
So this year, look the other guy drop seventy dollars to be an Angry Bird! "Hey! Guess who I am!" Or even worse, the rich jerk who can afford this costume. And you can spend four minutes preparing your costume and then show up at work or the party like a boss: Jeans and t-shirt, like it's no big deal.
所以今年，看看那個人花了七十美金變成一隻「憤怒鳥」!「嘿!猜猜我扮啥!」或更糟的--那買得起這套裝扮的凱子混蛋。而你可以花上四分鐘準備你的裝扮，然後像個老大一樣的去辦公室或是出席派對：牛仔褲加上t-shirt，像是沒什麼大不了的。
And then when he says, "What are YOU supposed to be?"
然後當他說：「『你』是在扮什麼鬼？」
Simply respond with...
簡單的回應...
So feel free to use the APP animations to come up with your own ideas. But if you wanna take your game to the next level, you can buy any of the original shirt design you saw or the iWound. They are available through the APP or at digitaldudz.com. We'll ship them till we run out.
所以請自便使用APP動畫想出你自己的點子。但如果想要升級到高手區的話，你可以買任何所看到的原創衫或是「iWound」。它們都可以透過APP或是digitaldudz.com購買。我們將會賣到售完為止。
註1. 「Douch-e」的發音為「do-shay」，是個外來語，同時也是個雙關語。其一是說："You got me here!"(被你發現了、抓包了)；另一種用法則是用作回應沒禮貌、侮辱人的言論。在這影片中雖然翻作「被你發現了」，但作者同時想要表達的是「你這渾蛋」的意思。
註2. 這裡說的"Sorry, Zack."是有典故的。Zack Morris是個美國80年代電視劇的人物名，由Mark-Paul Gosselaar演出。其人物形象總是帶著個「黑金剛」手機，而「黑金剛」在美國被戲稱「Zack Morris Phone」。所以用在這裡是在說：「Zack，抱歉你的手機可能不能用這APP。」
