People Who Have Accomplished More than You at Every Age
各個年紀都比你有成就的人
Check it out! I could play Baa Baa Black Sheep.
你看!我會吹《咩咩小黑羊》。
(Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, age eight) I just composed my first symphony.
(莫札特，八歲) 我剛譜好我的第一首交響樂。
I could also play Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
我還會吹《小星星》。
Isn't that the same tune?
那不是一樣的旋律嗎？
(Pablo Picasso, age 14) Do you like it? Some people think it's one of the greatest pieces of Spanish art.
(畢卡索，14 歲) 你喜歡嗎？有些人認為這是西班牙最傑出的藝術品之一。
Yeah!
嗯!
I like this one better. I painted it earlier this year.
我比較喜歡這一幅。我今年稍早時畫的。
Uhh, mine has...mine has the word "f**k" hidden in it.
呃...我的畫有...我的畫裡藏了「乾」這個字。
(Mary Shelley, age 18) What you're writing?
( 瑪莉‧雪萊，18 歲) 你在寫什麼？
Well, it's college essay. It's 200 words about how I learned a lot in drama club, but what I really learned about...was myself.
這個嘛，這是大學作文。是篇關於我在戲劇社怎樣學了許多的兩百字文章，但我真正了解到的是...我自己。
That's great! I'm writing Frankenstein, a landmark piece of literature that will remain relevant for centuries to come, and practically invent the genre of science fiction. May I read your thing?
真不錯!我在寫《科學怪人》，一本在未來幾世紀都會永垂不朽的文學里程碑，而且這本書算是創造出科幻小說文體。我可以看看你寫的東西嗎？
No!
不行!
Oh!
噢!
(Alexander the Great, age 20) How did you get so good at this?
(亞歷山大大帝，20 歲) 你怎麼這麼會玩這個啊？
Two years of solid practice, and I'm gonna get even better at it. Two years from now, I'm gonna be the best f***ing person here getting a tiny ball in a cup.
兩年持續不斷的練習，而且我還會變得更強。從現在起兩年後，我會成為這裡的丟球球之王。
Awesome! I'm gonna spend the next 10 years expanding my current kingdom of Macedon into one of the largest empires of the ancient world. And I'm gonna remain undefeated in battle the whole time. Looks like I'm pretty "the Great" at this too.
太棒了!我接下來十年要把我目前的馬其頓王國拓展成古代最大的帝國之一。而且我在戰場上會一直所向披靡。看來我連這也是「大帝」嘛。
I should go to the gym more.
我應該更常上健身房。
(Usain Bolt, age 22) I just set an Olympic record for the 200-meter! Later...
(尤塞恩‧柏特) 我剛剛創下奧運兩百公尺記錄!待會見啦...
Bolt!!!
柏特!!!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Twenty-six years—nothing's changed?! What have I done for the past four years?
等等、等等!二十六年了－－什麼都沒改變？! 我過去四年都做了什麼啊？
I'll tell you what I've done.
我來告訴你我做了什麼。
No...
不...
(Orson Welles, age 26) I just released Citizen Kane, known as the greatest film of all time.
(奧森‧威爾斯，26 歲) 我剛發行了《大國民》這部電影，被稱為史上最佳影片。
(Usain Bolt, age 26) Also, I just set another Olympic record. This one for the 100-meter.
(尤塞恩‧柏特，26 歲) 還有，我剛創下另一個奧運記錄。這次是一百公尺的。
Bolt!!!
柏特!!!
(Yuri Gagarin, age 27) I am first man in space!
(尤里‧加加林，27 歲) 我是第一個上太空的人!
Hey, you wanna watch this sketch I wrote?
嘿，你想看看我寫的這齣搞笑劇嗎？
(Michelangelo, age 29) Sorry, I'm a little bit busy.
(米開朗基羅，29 歲) 抱歉，我有點忙。
Yeah, fine.
是啊，好吧。
What about you, Usain?
那你呢，尤塞恩？
Actually, I shouldn't even be here. I'm not 29 years old yet! Who knows what I'll accomplish by the time I'm this age!
事實上，我根本不應該出現在這。我又還沒 29 歲!天曉得我到這年紀又會完成什麼大事!
Bolt!!!
柏特!!!
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- 「未來的」- To Come
I'm writing Frankenstein, a landmark piece of literature that will remain relevant for centuries to come...
我在寫《科學怪人》，一本在未來幾世紀都會永垂不朽的文學里程碑...
