Selena Gomez in the window. I'm so excited for this. Selena!
賽琳娜‧戈梅茲站在窗戶那耶。我超興奮的。賽琳娜!
Hi!
嗨!
Hope you're ready for the 73 Questions interview—not before we put on some intro music.
希望妳準備好接受 73 個快問快答的訪問了－－先下開場樂再說。
Great! Cue it up! Titles?
好極了!音樂請下!標題呢？
Titles.
標題。
Flip it around.
旋轉一下。
Flip it around. Okay, so what were you doing at this moment I came by?
旋轉一下。好的，那麼在我來拜訪時妳在做什麼？
Not stalking you.
沒有在偷偷觀察你。
What do you find yourself doing a lot these days?
妳發現自己最近很常做什麼？
Playing Heads Up!
玩猜字遊戲《Heads Up!》。
What's your current obsession?
妳現在很迷的東西？
Heads Up!
猜字遊戲《Heads Up!》。
Can you make any prediction about anything exactly one year from now?
妳可以預測任何一年後的現在會發生的事嗎？
I think I'll be doing a lot of traveling.
我想我會到處跑來跑去。
Besides doing adventurous interviews like this, what do you do on your days off?
除了接受像這樣刺激的訪問外，妳休假時都在做什麼？
Hang out with my friends.
和朋友黏在一起。
Where's your favorite place to visit in the world?
全世界妳最愛拜訪的地方？
Europe.
歐洲。
What specific thing do you love the most about Texas?
妳特別喜歡德州的什麼？
The people.
人。
What's the most enjoyable activity when you're at home in Texas?
在德州老家時最喜歡的活動？
Eating my nana's food.
吃祖母做的菜。
What's something you own that you truly cherish?
妳有什麼東西是讓妳真的很寶貝的？
My jewelry.
我的首飾。
What's the one thing you can never live without?
沒有哪樣東西妳就不能活？
My family.
我的家人。
And of all the hobbies in the world, what's one hobby that you'll never give up?
世界上有那麼多興趣，哪個是妳永遠不會放棄的？
Dancing.
跳舞。
Thanks. What's one hobby that you plan on picking up?
謝謝。妳打算要培養的一個嗜好？
Learning new languages.
學新語言。
What's something you'd like to say to your 112 million Instagram followers?
妳想對妳在 Instagram 上一億一千兩百萬個粉絲們說些什麼？
I get to do what I love every single day, and it's because of you. Thank you.
我每天都能做自己喜愛的事，而那都是因為有你們。謝謝你們。
So I went on YouTube and found a cover of your song by a musician named Marie Britten. What do you think of her?
我在 YouTube 上找到一個叫 Marie Britten 的音樂家翻唱妳的歌。妳覺得她怎樣？
And that's why I do what I do. Do you wanna go outside?
那就是為什麼我會做我在做的事。你想到外頭去嗎？
Love to.
好啊。
Hang on, let me grab something real quick.
等等，我很快拿個東西一下。
Okay. Selena, how would you describe yourself in three words?
嗯。賽琳娜，妳會怎麼用三個詞形容自己？
Loyal, kind...giving.
忠誠、友善...熱愛付出。
What's a pet peeve that you have?
妳的地雷是什麼？
People who are rude.
沒禮貌的人。
What scares you the most?
什麼最讓妳害怕？
Losing someone I love.
失去我愛的人。
What makes you the angriest?
什麼最讓妳生氣？
People who act entitled.
耍特權的人。
Who's the most fashionable woman that you know?
誰是妳所知道最時尚的女性？
Natalie Portman.
娜塔莉‧波曼。
What's a fashion trend that can never let you down?
哪種時尚潮流永遠不會讓妳失望？
Skinny jeans. Which one?
窄管牛仔褲。哪一條好？
Mmm...let's go with that one right there.
嗯...選那邊那條吧。
This one?
這條？
Yeah.
對。
Okay.
嗯。
What's one fashion trend that you tried that you regret the most?
妳試過然後最讓妳後悔的時尚潮流？
Shoulder pads.
墊肩。
What's one fashion trend you hope will never ever come back?
妳希望什麼時尚潮流永遠不要流行回來？
Shoulder pads.
墊肩。
What's your favorite exercise?
妳最喜歡的運動？
Pilates.
皮拉提斯。
What's the best song to run around to?
忙的時候最適合聽的歌？
Don't Stop Believin'.
〈不要停止相信〉。
What's your spirit animal?
妳的靈魂指引是？
Meryl Streep. Hey!
梅姨。嘿!
Yo! Hey, Selena.
嗨!嘿，賽琳娜。
Yeah?
嗯？
What second language should I teach my newborn child?
我應該教我剛出生的小孩什麼第二語言？
Japanese.
日語。
Selena, what's your favorite candy?
賽琳娜，妳最喜歡什麼糖果？
Twizzlers.
扭扭糖。
What's your favorite thing to eat?
最喜歡吃的東西？
Everything.
都喜歡。
What's your least favorite thing to eat?
最不喜歡吃的東西？
Greens.
青菜。
Dessert you can't live without?
不吃就會活不下去的甜點？
Chocolate cake.
巧克力蛋糕。
All right, gotta think hard on this one. What is your first memory in life?
好，這題要認真想喔。妳這輩子的第一個記憶是什麼？
My mom painting.
我媽媽在畫畫。
Who do you look up to most in life?
妳人生中最敬重的人？
My mom.
我媽媽。
What's the best piece of advice you've received from your mom?
妳媽媽給過妳最好的建議？
Treat others how you wish to be treated.
要別人怎麼待妳，就怎麼待別人。
What's a good rule you've learned from your parents?
妳從父母身上學到很受用的原則？
Everyone is equal, and everything happens for a reason.
人人平等，然後一切都不是偶然。
What advice would you give your 15-year-old self?
妳會給十五歲的自己什麼建議？
Go ahead and do it, because you're gonna do it anyway.
就放膽去做吧，因為反正妳不管怎樣都會去做。
What's something you know now that you didn't know then?
什麼是妳現在了解但那時卻不懂的事？
Patience.
耐心。
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
妳認為自己十年後會怎樣？
Hopefully happy.
希望會很開心。
What TV show have you been binge-watched these days?
妳最近在瘋狂追什麼電視劇？
Curb Your Enthusiasm.
《人生如戲》。
Fictional character you'd want to spend the day with?
最想和哪個虛構人物待一塊？
Mad Hatter.
瘋帽客。
Fictional place you'd love to live in?
想住在哪個虛構的地方？
Wonderland.
愛麗絲的仙境。
What's the last movie that made you cry?
最近一部讓妳哭的電影？
Hacksaw Ridge.
《鋼鐵英雄》。
What's the movie you can watch over and over again?
妳可以一看再看的一部電影？
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
《熟男型不型》。
All right, what was your favorite movie as a kid?
那麼，妳小時候最喜歡看哪部電影？
The Wizard of Oz.
《綠野仙蹤》。
Do you have any hidden talents?
妳有什麼秘密才能嗎？
I don't think they're that hidden anymore—this is what you get.
我不覺得它們還是秘密－－就是你看到的啦。
Okay, can you say anything in a foreign language?
嗯，妳可以用外語說點什麼嗎？
(Spanish) It's hard to explain.
(西語)這很難解釋。
Right, right... What's your go-to dance move?
是啊是啊... 妳的招牌舞步是？
Oh, that's my phone.
噢，我的手機。
Oh!
喔!
What's the biggest surprise you've ever had?
妳收過最大的驚喜？
A romantic dinner on a rooftop.
屋頂上的一頓浪漫晚餐。
What's the best gift that you've ever received?
收過最棒的禮物？
A jewelry box.
一個珠寶盒。
What's one thing people would be most surprised to know about you?
一件關於妳然後大家知道後會最驚訝的事？
How much I love depressing things. Ah, it's my mom. Oh, she says, "What's your favorite thing about your mom?" Ha! Her laugh.
我有多愛讓人陰鬱的事物。啊，是我媽。喔，她說：「妳最愛老媽的什麼？」哈!她的笑。
What's the coolest thing about your family?
妳的家人什麼地方最酷？
How good we are at arguing.
我們有多會吵。
What's the silliest nickname ever given to you?
別人幫妳取過最蠢的小名？
Flaca.
(西語)瘦竹竿。
In general, when do you feel most beautiful?
妳通常什麼時候覺得自己最美麗？
When I'm with the people I love.
和我愛的人在一起時。
When do you feel most creative?
妳什麼時候會覺得充滿靈感？
When I'm sad.
我難過的時候。
Do you wanna listen to music?
你想聽音樂嗎？
Would love to.
好啊。
Okay. What kind?
沒問題。哪種音樂？
Kind of in the mood for some royalty-free elevator music.
有點想聽些免版稅的輕音樂。
Oh my gosh! That's what I was just listening to before you got here.
天啊!你到之前我剛好就在聽那個。
Chances of that. Okay, I think it's time for a bunch of music questions.
太巧了吧。好，我想該是問一堆音樂問題的時候了。
Yeah.
嗯。
What's your favorite song to blast in the car?
妳最喜歡在車上大聲放什麼歌？
That's What I Like—Bruno Mars.
火星人布魯諾的《就愛這一味》。
If you recorded a secret song, what would your pseudonym be?
如果妳錄了一首秘密歌曲，妳會用什麼假名？
Elenas...Zomeg.
伊來啦...肉沒割。
If your life were a song, what would the title be?
如果妳的人生是一首歌，歌名會是什麼？
Still Figuring It All Out.
《還沒想出來》。
Do you remember what your first concert was?
妳記得妳的第一場演唱會嗎？
Britney Spears.
小甜甜布蘭妮。
What's the most experimental genre of music you'd ever try out?
妳最想實驗看看哪種音樂類型？
Jazz.
爵士。
Who's an artist we'd be surprised that you listen to?
我們會很驚訝妳聽誰的歌？
Patsy Cline.
珮西‧克萊恩。
What musician would you love to collaborate with?
妳最想和哪個音樂家合作？
Elvis Presley.
貓王。
What's the best jingle ever created?
史上最棒的廣告歌？
Call 1-800-Steemers. Stanley Steemer make carpet cleaner! Yup.
打電話到 1-800-Steemers。Stanley Steemer 讓地毯變得更乾淨!嗯哼。
That's the best jingle? If you look behind you...
那就是最棒的廣告歌？如果妳看一下身後...
I just did that... Okay!
我居然唱了... 嗯好!
...there is a foam board, and can you write down your favorite word of all time with this marker right here?
...那有一張發泡板，妳可以用這支麥克筆寫下妳史上最愛的一個字嗎？
Yeah.
好啊。
Grateful. Uh, can you now write out your tag?
感恩。呃，妳可以寫出自己的塗鴉正字標記嗎？
Yeah. Had that since sixth grade.
可以。從六年級就用這個了。
Not bad. Okay, if you pretend your finger is a can of spray paint, can you pretend to be a graffiti artist and draw something crazy and we'll fill it in post?
不賴喔。好，如果妳假裝妳的手指是一罐噴漆的話，妳可以裝成塗鴉藝術家然後畫個很酷的東西，然後我們後製再加上去嗎？
And what am I supposed to be seeing here?
所以我現在應該要看到什麼？
That's a frog smoking a cigar.
那是一隻抽雪茄的青蛙。
And what color do you want the frog smoking a cigar to be?
那妳想要這隻抽雪茄的青蛙是什麼顏色？
Magenta.
洋紅色。
Done. Okay, six more questions left before I'm gonna have to say goodbye.
搞定。好，在我要說再見前還有六個問題。
Oh...get out.
噢...走吧。
But if you had to choose another career, what would you be doing?
不過假如要妳選另一種職業，妳會做什麼？
Uh...I would be a chef.
呃...我會當廚師吧。
What do you have left on your bucket list?
妳的遺願清單上還有什麼沒做？
I'm gonna jump out of something.
我要從某個東西上跳下來。
You're a triple threat—what would make it a quadruple threat?
妳演唱跳三項全能－－差哪個就會變四項全能呢？
I guess I'll find out.
我想我會摸索出來的。
Can you tell me a secret?
妳可以告訴我一個祕密嗎？
I think I was born in the wrong era.
我覺得我生錯時代了。
Can you tell me a lie?
你可以對我說個謊嗎？
I have a twin.
我有個雙胞胎姊妹。
I know it may hurt you for me to say this, but...last question.
我知道這樣說可能會傷到妳，不過...最後一個問題。
Okay.
好。
Can you end this interview with the worst joke you've ever heard?
妳可以用妳聽過最爛的一個笑話來結束這次訪問嗎？
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
海盜在他八十歲生日時會說什麼？
I don't know.
不知道。
Aye matey!
對啊老兄!(原文音似我八十歲了)
Just leave.
你走吧。
Bye, Selena.
掰掰，賽琳娜。
Bye.
掰。
- 「播放」- Put On
Hope you're ready for the 73 Questions interview—not before we put on some intro music.
希望妳準備好接受 73 個快問快答的訪問了－－先下開場樂再說。 - 「順道拜訪」- Come By
Okay, so what were you doing at this moment I came by?
好的，那麼在我來拜訪時妳在做什麼？ - 「放棄」- Give Up
And of all the hobbies in the world, what's one hobby that you'll never give up?
世界上有那麼多興趣，哪個是妳永遠不會放棄的？ - 「使某人失望」- Let Someone Down
What's a fashion trend that can never let you down?
哪種時尚潮流永遠不會讓妳失望？ - 「選擇」- Go With
Mmm...let's go with that one right there.
嗯...選那邊那條吧。 - 「再度流行」- Come Back
What's one fashion trend you hope will never ever come back?
妳希望什麼時尚潮流永遠不要流行回來？ - 「敬佩、尊敬」- Look Up To
Who do you look up to most in life?
妳人生中最敬重的人？
